Re: 100 things you thought you would never have to say to your kids.....

[Guest guest]

.........get your toe out of your mouth

.........get your feet off your ears

.........STOP doing that to Barney

.........DON't stand on top of the desk naked in front of the window

..........STOP sticking sanitary pads to the wall (especially the dirty ones)

and so many more

Sherry

[Guest guest]

I think we might need a book......

One I forgot was

Jake, get the hanger out of your pants. He had a thing for plastic coat hangers

when he was small. We were always worrying he would hurt himself.

Holly

Re: 100 things you thought you would never have to say to

your kids.....

........get your toe out of your mouth

........get your feet off your ears

........STOP doing that to Barney

........DON't stand on top of the desk naked in front of the window

.........STOP sticking sanitary pads to the wall (especially the dirty ones)

and so many more

Sherry

[Guest guest]

How about...

Please don't run to the neighbors house naked!

Please stop throwing things on top of the house!

Please stop pushing people (in the pool, down the slide, across the room)

Please stop rewinding/replaying that line in that show!

Please get out of the middle of the road!

Date: 2007/11/26 Mon PM 02:28:56 CST

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Subject: Re: 100 things you thought you would never have to say to

your kids.....

.........get your toe out of your mouth

.........get your feet off your ears

.........STOP doing that to Barney

.........DON't stand on top of the desk naked in front of the window

..........STOP sticking sanitary pads to the wall (especially the dirty ones)

and so many more

Sherry

[Guest guest]

I need the whole list again....please??

Liz

Re: 100 things you thought you would never have to say to

your kids.....

........get your toe out of your mouth

........get your feet off your ears

........STOP doing that to Barney

........DON't stand on top of the desk naked in front of the window

.........STOP sticking sanitary pads to the wall (especially the dirty ones)

and so many more

Sherry

[Guest guest]

Lets see, a lot of these are sure on my list! Also-

Ouch! A kiss is not supposed to hurt.

Please don't hurt my boy, be nice to yourself.

No! Please don't swipe everything off the display at the store.

(Christmas shopping is soooo hard when every isle has extra displays

set up.)

Do not put the cat outside (or kitten in the toilet- thank goodness it

grew up and is a large cat.)

No pulling out brother's feeding tube!

Put your pee in the potty (to the 10 year old how thinks this is a

time to be creative.)

I'm sure there are lots more if I had slept better last night:)

[Guest guest]

.........Turn your feet around frontward so I can get your shoes on

......your head goes at the TOP of the bed, not stuffed under the covers at the

foot of the bed

.....(for Tori too) just because you CAN knock products off the shelves of both

aisles simultaneously with your legs spread eagled in the stroller does not mean

you SHOULD

.........18 year old girls don't sit on the floor in elevators

..........(past years) get your tongue off the cactus, candle flame, freezer

glass at the health food store, the car lock, the window screen, the grate in

the parking lot, the TV screen, that littlle DS boy's tongue, the silverware

before sorting it...this one is endless.

[Guest guest]

OK I just said the all time #1 thing I never thought i'd say to my 18 year

old.....

Honey that was a great poo poo!!!

Sheesh

Sherry

[Guest guest]

4. Don't drink the bath water

5. Get your feet out of the toilet

N. McRae

100 things you thought you would never have to say to your

kids.....

1. Get your head out of the toilet!

2. Stop licking the floor.

3. Stop chewing on your shoe.

4.

Anyone care to add to the list....