One flew over the Cukoo's Nest

[Guest guest]

And so we win and lose! See below.

Sara - Choose to make lemonade, not complain about the lemons.

>The Love Story of Ralph and Edna.

>>

>> Just because someone doesn't love you the way

>>you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you

>>with all they have.

>>

>> Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental

>>hospital.

>>

>> One day while they were walking past the

>>hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

>>

>> He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed

>>there.

>>

>> Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

>>

>> She swam to the bottom and pulled him out..

>>

>> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of

>>Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be

>>discharged from the hospital, as she now considered

>>her to be mentally stable.

>>

>> When she went to tell Edna the news she said,

>> " Edna, I have good news and bad news " .

>>

>> " The good news is you're being discharged, since

>>you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by

>>jumping in and saving the life of the person you

>>love " .

>>

>> " I have concluded that your act displays sound

>>mindedness " .

>>

>> " The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the

>>bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you

>>saved him.... I am so sorry, but he's dead. "

>>

>> Edna replied,

>>

>> " He didn't hang himself, I put him there to

>>dry... how soon can I go home?

>

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