FW: Only women understand! (OT)

[Guest guest]

Morning

For my male friends on the tae-bo group, sorry guys this is a 'woman thing'

For my brother Ken - this is for , please send me her email addy

For all my friends *HUGS* have a good day today

Jill

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Subject: Fwd:Only women understand!

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES

6. A salad, diet drink and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a

peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to

impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN! (Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as

friends)

A Woman's Prayer

DEAR LORD:

SO FAR TODAY, I AM DOING ALL RIGHT. I HAVE NOT GOSSIPED, LOST MY TEMPER,

BEEN GREEDY GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH OR SELF INDULGENT. I HAVE NOT WHINED,

CURSED OR EATEN ANY CHOCOLATE. HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF BED IN A

FEW MINUTES AND I WILL NEED A LOT MORE HELP AFTER THAT.

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