Re: Bath ek raat ki

[Guest guest]

very very funny Kishore

:-D

ashok '84

Shah wrote:

BATH EK RAAT KI

This happened on my first day at Bangkok.

The world is broadly divided into two types of people. One group is the one

that thinks meticulously and plans well beforehand. I belong to the second

group. So it was but natural that when we ventured out for our first foray

to " see " Bangkok, I forgot to take care of my natural needs.

Eventually the inevitable happened. Whilst seeing the various sights, I

started squirming first on one foot and then on the other, all the while

searching desperately for a toilet sign.

Suddenly, like a tantalizing mirage, up ahead was the inviting sign showing

two forms of humans, one wearing a suit and the other wearing a skirt. I was

wearing neither, but these were desperate times. This was not the time to be

fussy. Telling my wife and son to wait, I hurried to that beautiful sign.

A dour looking old lady was sitting straddling the entrance. I said, " Excuse

me. " And tried to sidle by her side.

The lady stopped me and said, " You need a bath. "

At that juncture I would agreed with her if she would have said I needed a

shave, a tuxedo, or even a clown suit. I nodded in agreement but added in a

quavering voice, " Okay! But what I need urgently right now is to take a

leak. Could you please let me get in? "

She folded her arms and repeated, " You need a bath. "

I hopped from on foot to the other. " Listen, I need to Pee. " I emphasised

this with my little finger. " Very Urgent! No go - bad thing happen! "

Somehow we always feel that if we speak broken English, the other person

understands you better.

The lady firmly repeated, " You need a bath. "

This had started sounding like a broken gramophone record. (The younger

generation may not know this, but in the olden days we had CDs which were

much bigger and blacker and they kept repeating things unexpectedly.)

" Look lady. I shall take a bath later. What I need now urgently is to Pee.

PEE! Understand? "

" You no understand. You need to give me a bath! "

Now this was getting quite weird. I mopped my perspiration. If things

continued as they were, I soon would not need the services any longer. In a

final desperate attempt, I mustered all my frantic gesticulations and gave a

heart-rending performance showing all the dire consequences of delay.

The lady looked unimpressed and said, you guessed it, " You need a bath. "

Soon I really would need one. Suddenly, a friendly American tapped my

shoulder and said, " She means that you need to pay her a Baht. "

It was only then that it dawned on me that the currency of Thailand was the

Baht and the lady was just asking me to pay the money so that I could

proceed further.

Relieved, in more ways than one, I quickly dropped the coin, a one Baht

coin, into her gnarled fist and made a quick dash to the long delayed

heaven.

Kishore Shah 1974

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[Guest guest]

Well Kishore, As it is said, a good pee is better than bad sex. You

proved it at Bangkok in Thailand. cheers, Muthukumar (1985).

> BATH EK RAAT KI

>

> This happened on my first day at Bangkok.

>

> The world is broadly divided into two types of people. One group is

the one

> that thinks meticulously and plans well beforehand. I belong to the

second

> group. So it was but natural that when we ventured out for our

first foray

> to " see " Bangkok, I forgot to take care of my natural needs.

>

> Eventually the inevitable happened. Whilst seeing the various

sights, I

> started squirming first on one foot and then on the other, all the

while

> searching desperately for a toilet sign.

>

> Suddenly, like a tantalizing mirage, up ahead was the inviting sign

showing

> two forms of humans, one wearing a suit and the other wearing a

skirt. I was

> wearing neither, but these were desperate times. This was not the

time to be

> fussy. Telling my wife and son to wait, I hurried to that beautiful

sign.

>

> A dour looking old lady was sitting straddling the entrance. I

said, " Excuse

> me. " And tried to sidle by her side.

>

> The lady stopped me and said, " You need a bath. "

>

> At that juncture I would agreed with her if she would have said I

needed a

> shave, a tuxedo, or even a clown suit. I nodded in agreement but

added in a

> quavering voice, " Okay! But what I need urgently right now is to

take a

> leak. Could you please let me get in? "

>

> She folded her arms and repeated, " You need a bath. "

>

> I hopped from on foot to the other. " Listen, I need to Pee. " I

emphasised

> this with my little finger. " Very Urgent! No go - bad thing happen! "

>

> Somehow we always feel that if we speak broken English, the other

person

> understands you better.

>

> The lady firmly repeated, " You need a bath. "

>

> This had started sounding like a broken gramophone record. (The

younger

> generation may not know this, but in the olden days we had CDs

which were

> much bigger and blacker and they kept repeating things

unexpectedly.)

>

> " Look lady. I shall take a bath later. What I need now urgently is

to Pee.

> PEE! Understand? "

>

> " You no understand. You need to give me a bath! "

>

> Now this was getting quite weird. I mopped my perspiration. If

things

> continued as they were, I soon would not need the services any

longer. In a

> final desperate attempt, I mustered all my frantic gesticulations

and gave a

> heart-rending performance showing all the dire consequences of

delay.

>

> The lady looked unimpressed and said, you guessed it, " You need a

bath. "

>

> Soon I really would need one. Suddenly, a friendly American tapped

my

> shoulder and said, " She means that you need to pay her a Baht. "

>

> It was only then that it dawned on me that the currency of Thailand

was the

> Baht and the lady was just asking me to pay the money so that I

could

> proceed further.

>

> Relieved, in more ways than one, I quickly dropped the coin, a one

Baht

> coin, into her gnarled fist and made a quick dash to the long

delayed

> heaven.

>

> Kishore Shah 1974

[Guest guest]

that was great. really enjoyed reading it... give us some more snippets...

cheers Malini

With regards

L / M Prasad

lp1960@...

Wish you a very happy day

Re: Bath ek raat ki

Well Kishore, As it is said, a good pee is better than bad sex. You

proved it at Bangkok in Thailand. cheers, Muthukumar (1985).

> BATH EK RAAT KI

>

> This happened on my first day at Bangkok.

>

> The world is broadly divided into two types of people. One group is

the one

> that thinks meticulously and plans well beforehand. I belong to the

second

> group. So it was but natural that when we ventured out for our

first foray

> to " see " Bangkok, I forgot to take care of my natural needs.

>

> Eventually the inevitable happened. Whilst seeing the various

sights, I

> started squirming first on one foot and then on the other, all the

while

> searching desperately for a toilet sign.

>

> Suddenly, like a tantalizing mirage, up ahead was the inviting sign

showing

> two forms of humans, one wearing a suit and the other wearing a

skirt. I was

> wearing neither, but these were desperate times. This was not the

time to be

> fussy. Telling my wife and son to wait, I hurried to that beautiful

sign.

>

> A dour looking old lady was sitting straddling the entrance. I

said, " Excuse

> me. " And tried to sidle by her side.

>

> The lady stopped me and said, " You need a bath. "

>

> At that juncture I would agreed with her if she would have said I

needed a

> shave, a tuxedo, or even a clown suit. I nodded in agreement but

added in a

> quavering voice, " Okay! But what I need urgently right now is to

take a

> leak. Could you please let me get in? "

>

> She folded her arms and repeated, " You need a bath. "

>

> I hopped from on foot to the other. " Listen, I need to Pee. " I

emphasised

> this with my little finger. " Very Urgent! No go - bad thing happen! "

>

> Somehow we always feel that if we speak broken English, the other

person

> understands you better.

>

> The lady firmly repeated, " You need a bath. "

>

> This had started sounding like a broken gramophone record. (The

younger

> generation may not know this, but in the olden days we had CDs

which were

> much bigger and blacker and they kept repeating things

unexpectedly.)

>

> " Look lady. I shall take a bath later. What I need now urgently is

to Pee.

> PEE! Understand? "

>

> " You no understand. You need to give me a bath! "

>

> Now this was getting quite weird. I mopped my perspiration. If

things

> continued as they were, I soon would not need the services any

longer. In a

> final desperate attempt, I mustered all my frantic gesticulations

and gave a

> heart-rending performance showing all the dire consequences of

delay.

>

> The lady looked unimpressed and said, you guessed it, " You need a

bath. "

>

> Soon I really would need one. Suddenly, a friendly American tapped

my

> shoulder and said, " She means that you need to pay her a Baht. "

>

> It was only then that it dawned on me that the currency of Thailand

was the

> Baht and the lady was just asking me to pay the money so that I

could

> proceed further.

>

> Relieved, in more ways than one, I quickly dropped the coin, a one

Baht

> coin, into her gnarled fist and made a quick dash to the long

delayed

> heaven.

>

> Kishore Shah 1974

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Website: www.mgims.org

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[Guest guest]

KISHOREJI

BAAT EK BAHT KI BADHIYA HAI.

Raju Shah

Bath ek raat ki

BATH EK RAAT KI

This happened on my first day at Bangkok.

The world is broadly divided into two types of people. One group is the one

that thinks meticulously and plans well beforehand. I belong to the second

group. So it was but natural that when we ventured out for our first foray

to " see " Bangkok, I forgot to take care of my natural needs.

Eventually the inevitable happened. Whilst seeing the various sights, I

started squirming first on one foot and then on the other, all the while

searching desperately for a toilet sign.

Suddenly, like a tantalizing mirage, up ahead was the inviting sign showing

two forms of humans, one wearing a suit and the other wearing a skirt. I was

wearing neither, but these were desperate times. This was not the time to be

fussy. Telling my wife and son to wait, I hurried to that beautiful sign.

A dour looking old lady was sitting straddling the entrance. I said, " Excuse

me. " And tried to sidle by her side.

The lady stopped me and said, " You need a bath. "

At that juncture I would agreed with her if she would have said I needed a

shave, a tuxedo, or even a clown suit. I nodded in agreement but added in a

quavering voice, " Okay! But what I need urgently right now is to take a

leak. Could you please let me get in? "

She folded her arms and repeated, " You need a bath. "

I hopped from on foot to the other. " Listen, I need to Pee. " I emphasised

this with my little finger. " Very Urgent! No go - bad thing happen! "

Somehow we always feel that if we speak broken English, the other person

understands you better.

The lady firmly repeated, " You need a bath. "

This had started sounding like a broken gramophone record. (The younger

generation may not know this, but in the olden days we had CDs which were

much bigger and blacker and they kept repeating things unexpectedly.)

" Look lady. I shall take a bath later. What I need now urgently is to Pee.

PEE! Understand? "

" You no understand. You need to give me a bath! "

Now this was getting quite weird. I mopped my perspiration. If things

continued as they were, I soon would not need the services any longer. In a

final desperate attempt, I mustered all my frantic gesticulations and gave a

heart-rending performance showing all the dire consequences of delay.

The lady looked unimpressed and said, you guessed it, " You need a bath. "

Soon I really would need one. Suddenly, a friendly American tapped my

shoulder and said, " She means that you need to pay her a Baht. "

It was only then that it dawned on me that the currency of Thailand was the

Baht and the lady was just asking me to pay the money so that I could

proceed further.

Relieved, in more ways than one, I quickly dropped the coin, a one Baht

coin, into her gnarled fist and made a quick dash to the long delayed

heaven.

Kishore Shah 1974

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Website: www.mgims.org

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