Guest guest Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Hi everyone....the work virus is here..!!!!!!!! There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and byhand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyoneelsevia any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your privatelife completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put yourjacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase theantidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Thequickest acting WINE type is calledSwift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is onlyavailable for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent isCheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedlyuntil WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends youhave already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Thisvirus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded thatBest-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE butmay require a more generous application. Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies. Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Lee that is brilliant, made me chuckle, have forwarded it to my son's office, should make him laugh after a week off work. Thanks for sharing it June > Hi everyone....th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Hi June, yep thought it was very clever...stay well...hugs LeeJune Fraser wrote: Lee that is brilliant, made me chuckle, have forwarded it to my son's office, should make him laugh after a week off work. Thanks for sharing itJune> Hi everyone....th Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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