Guest guest Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight... > >* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're " exotic, >different. " > >* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story. > >* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. > >* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. > >*Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. > >* Attend 5 different small colleg e s before graduating, you're well >grounded. > >* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the > first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter >registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as >a Constitutional Law professor, spen d 8 years as a State Senator > representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman >of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years > in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people >while sponsoring 131 bills and serving >on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs >committees, you don't have any real leadership experience. > >* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city >council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 >people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then >you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking >executive, a heartbeat away from the top job. > >* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while >raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not & g t;a real Christian. > >* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left >your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a >Christian. > >* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, >including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of >society. > >* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, >with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while >your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible. > >* If your wife is a Harvard gr ad uate lawyer who gave up a position >in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city >community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values >don't represent America's. > >* If your husband is nicknamed " First Dude " , with at least one DWI >conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote >until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the >secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. > >OK, much clearer now. > See how Windows Mobile brings your life together-at home, work, or on the go. See Now Move to: Prev | Next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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