Guest guest Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Subject: Eve After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God."It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises andsunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything iswonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts youhave given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I amconstantly knocking them with my arms, catching themon branches and snagging them on bushes. They are areal pain," reported Eve.Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her bodycame in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt thathaving only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetricallybalanced," as she put it.That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was myfirst shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, soI figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that youare right. I will fix it up right away."And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed itinto the bushes.Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve inthe Garden of Eden.Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?""Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversighton your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewehas a ram and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mateexcept me. I feel so alone."God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I willimmediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that storyabout the rib? Penny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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