Re: OT/ From skillet throwing to rocks in shoes!!!

[Guest guest]

Kim, I must share my skillet story. I am now a fairly mild mannered

grandma of five but in my younger years i definitely had that Irish

temper thing going on. My first ex husband, whom we will refer to as

the !@#$%^ & *, was abusive. To give you an idea, I broke my nose when

I was about 35- Chas head butted me in her sleep- you know how little

kids just sit straight up and fall back like dead weight? We went to

the hospital, where the doctor kept ordering xray after xray. Then he

asked Darrell (who never laid a hand on me EVER) to leave the room,

and asked what was the deal with all the healed fractures....that's

why he's referred to as " The !@#$%^ & *. Any way, I guess Aubrey was

about 3 or 4 when I kicked him out. He'd never hit the kids before-

just me. Well, he raised his hand to my daughter Aubrey.This was at

my mother's house,in the kitchen. Mama had this big old cast iron

chicken frying skillet that had been her mothers. I picked that thing

up and whacked him over the head before he could hit Aubrey. It

snapped the handle right off that sucker. My mother kept that on her

stove till the day she died, and snickered every time she walked by

it. I understand that he has some type of seizure disorder now, and

fervently hope that I was the cause of it. BTW, a bunch of large,

scary men on harleys paid him a visit right after I threw him out. He

was in the hospital for a couple of weeks. )

Jane

> See - we are a lively bunch. We have skillet bonking, ashtray

> throwers, to a's suggestion of rocks in the shoes. Man oh

man! I

> got to tell you a that when I read that - I about died from

> laughter. Thanks, I needed that!!! That is one suggestion that I'm

> gonna file under useable! I'm already a pro at skillet bonking and

> throwing! Ashtrays are a no-no! Man I'm glad she got rid of him!

I'm

> a little spunky and frankly that would have just pissed me off, I

> probably would of taken out the bone and beat him to death with

it!!!

> NOT! Sounded good! Anyhow, just wanted to thank you for the

laugh!

> I am now feeling a little spunkified!!!!!!! XXX's Kim

[Guest guest]

Kim, I must share my skillet story. I am now a fairly mild mannered

grandma of five but in my younger years i definitely had that Irish

temper thing going on. My first ex husband, whom we will refer to as

the !@#$%^ & *, was abusive. To give you an idea, I broke my nose when

I was about 35- Chas head butted me in her sleep- you know how little

kids just sit straight up and fall back like dead weight? We went to

the hospital, where the doctor kept ordering xray after xray. Then he

asked Darrell (who never laid a hand on me EVER) to leave the room,

and asked what was the deal with all the healed fractures....that's

why he's referred to as " The !@#$%^ & *. Any way, I guess Aubrey was

about 3 or 4 when I kicked him out. He'd never hit the kids before-

just me. Well, he raised his hand to my daughter Aubrey.This was at

my mother's house,in the kitchen. Mama had this big old cast iron

chicken frying skillet that had been her mothers. I picked that thing

up and whacked him over the head before he could hit Aubrey. It

snapped the handle right off that sucker. My mother kept that on her

stove till the day she died, and snickered every time she walked by

it. I understand that he has some type of seizure disorder now, and

fervently hope that I was the cause of it. BTW, a bunch of large,

scary men on harleys paid him a visit right after I threw him out. He

was in the hospital for a couple of weeks. )

Jane

> See - we are a lively bunch. We have skillet bonking, ashtray

> throwers, to a's suggestion of rocks in the shoes. Man oh

man! I

> got to tell you a that when I read that - I about died from

> laughter. Thanks, I needed that!!! That is one suggestion that I'm

> gonna file under useable! I'm already a pro at skillet bonking and

> throwing! Ashtrays are a no-no! Man I'm glad she got rid of him!

I'm

> a little spunky and frankly that would have just pissed me off, I

> probably would of taken out the bone and beat him to death with

it!!!

> NOT! Sounded good! Anyhow, just wanted to thank you for the

laugh!

> I am now feeling a little spunkified!!!!!!! XXX's Kim

[Guest guest]

You go girl!!!!!

a

On Aug 1, 2005, at 1:23 PM, JANE wrote:

> Kim, I must share my skillet story. I am now a fairly mild mannered

> grandma of five but in my younger years i definitely had that Irish

> temper thing going on.  My first ex husband, whom we will refer to as

> the !@#$%^ & *, was abusive. To give you an idea, I broke my nose when

> I was about 35- Chas head butted me in her sleep- you know how little

> kids just sit straight up and fall back like dead weight? We went to

> the hospital, where the doctor kept ordering xray after xray. Then he

> asked Darrell (who never laid a hand on me EVER) to leave the room,

> and asked what was the deal with all the healed fractures....that's

> why he's referred to as " The !@#$%^ & *.  Any way, I guess Aubrey was

> about 3 or 4 when I kicked him out. He'd never hit the kids before-

> just me. Well, he raised his hand to my daughter Aubrey.This was at

> my mother's house,in the kitchen. Mama had this big old cast iron

> chicken frying skillet that had been her mothers. I picked that thing

> up and whacked him over the head before he could hit Aubrey. It

> snapped the handle right off that sucker. My mother kept that on her

> stove till the day she died, and snickered every time she walked by

> it. I understand that he has some type of seizure disorder now, and

> fervently hope that I was the cause of it. BTW, a bunch of large,

> scary men on harleys paid him a visit right after I threw him out. He

> was in the hospital for a couple of weeks. )

> Jane

[Guest guest]

Glad I could make you laugh Kim. Rocks in the shoes is definitely

useful, especially when trying to make kids understand this disease.

We are a spunky group for sure. I'd have used that skillet too!

a

On Aug 1, 2005, at 1:03 PM, ksamedifference wrote:

> See - we are a lively bunch.  We have skillet bonking, ashtray

> throwers, to a's suggestion of rocks in the shoes.  Man oh man!  I

> got to tell you a that when I read that - I about died from

> laughter.  Thanks, I needed that!!! That is one suggestion that I'm

> gonna file under useable! I'm already a pro at skillet bonking and

> throwing!  Ashtrays are a no-no!  Man I'm glad she got rid of him! I'm

> a little spunky and frankly that would have just pissed me off, I

> probably would of taken out the bone and beat him to death with it!!! 

> NOT!  Sounded good!  Anyhow, just wanted to thank you for the laugh! 

> I am now feeling a little spunkified!!!!!!!  XXX's  Kim

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[Guest guest]

Glad I could make you laugh Kim. Rocks in the shoes is definitely

useful, especially when trying to make kids understand this disease.

We are a spunky group for sure. I'd have used that skillet too!

a

On Aug 1, 2005, at 1:03 PM, ksamedifference wrote:

> See - we are a lively bunch.  We have skillet bonking, ashtray

> throwers, to a's suggestion of rocks in the shoes.  Man oh man!  I

> got to tell you a that when I read that - I about died from

> laughter.  Thanks, I needed that!!! That is one suggestion that I'm

> gonna file under useable! I'm already a pro at skillet bonking and

> throwing!  Ashtrays are a no-no!  Man I'm glad she got rid of him! I'm

> a little spunky and frankly that would have just pissed me off, I

> probably would of taken out the bone and beat him to death with it!!! 

> NOT!  Sounded good!  Anyhow, just wanted to thank you for the laugh! 

> I am now feeling a little spunkified!!!!!!!  XXX's  Kim

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