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what a soft landing that must have been!!! hahaha You

made my day again Ken.........been having lots of

those stressful hectic ones at work...........

We are having a family reunion thing at my mom's this

weekend and my nephew and Bubba, wife, and grandson

Dylan will be here friday night. What a houseful we

will have but I love it........always takes away the

pain!

Hoping everyone is having a pain free day

hugs

Pat in So Ore.

--- kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@...> wrote:

> Greetings! I was just comtemplating my up coming

> surgery(I hope). The V.A. is supposed to start on my

> cataracts, and tomorrow, they do a biopsy on my

> leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

> remembering when I had to have some surgery

> performed on my foot, and the Dr.s had decided to

> give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even heard the

> term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't

> quite know what to expect!

> Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my

> self to the hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie

> ,there are some certain terms, shall we say, that

> have never left my vocabulary....words like " cool " ,

> for example.........

> I remember sitting on the edge of the table,

> barechested, and here's all these nurses crowded

> around me, and the one directly in front of me HAD

> to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD to

> " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY

> " endowed " !!!

> Well, I felt like they were " in my space " ,

> and I was uncomfortable with them all standing so

> close, so I mentioned something about it, and one of

> them said " Well, that's so we can catch you! " , and

> right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into

> my spinal cord, and I lost all controll of whether

> or not I was gonna sit up! I just kinda " fell "

> forward,right into and perfectly between these

> lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I

> could do was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody

> just started laughing! WOOF!

> Thought I would share that with y'all! Love

> to each of you.....ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

>

>

>

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what a soft landing that must have been!!! hahaha You

made my day again Ken.........been having lots of

those stressful hectic ones at work...........

We are having a family reunion thing at my mom's this

weekend and my nephew and Bubba, wife, and grandson

Dylan will be here friday night. What a houseful we

will have but I love it........always takes away the

pain!

Hoping everyone is having a pain free day

hugs

Pat in So Ore.

--- kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@...> wrote:

> Greetings! I was just comtemplating my up coming

> surgery(I hope). The V.A. is supposed to start on my

> cataracts, and tomorrow, they do a biopsy on my

> leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

> remembering when I had to have some surgery

> performed on my foot, and the Dr.s had decided to

> give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even heard the

> term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't

> quite know what to expect!

> Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my

> self to the hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie

> ,there are some certain terms, shall we say, that

> have never left my vocabulary....words like " cool " ,

> for example.........

> I remember sitting on the edge of the table,

> barechested, and here's all these nurses crowded

> around me, and the one directly in front of me HAD

> to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD to

> " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY

> " endowed " !!!

> Well, I felt like they were " in my space " ,

> and I was uncomfortable with them all standing so

> close, so I mentioned something about it, and one of

> them said " Well, that's so we can catch you! " , and

> right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into

> my spinal cord, and I lost all controll of whether

> or not I was gonna sit up! I just kinda " fell "

> forward,right into and perfectly between these

> lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I

> could do was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody

> just started laughing! WOOF!

> Thought I would share that with y'all! Love

> to each of you.....ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

>

>

>

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How funny Ken! I'll bet they still talk about you and laugh about

this. Thanks for the laugh.

a

On Aug 9, 2005, at 8:01 PM, kenneth samuelsen wrote:

> Greetings!   I was just comtemplating my up coming surgery(I hope).

> The V.A. is supposed to start on my cataracts, and tomorrow, they do a

> biopsy on my leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

> remembering when I had to have some surgery performed on my foot, and

> the Dr.s  had decided to give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even

> heard the term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't quite know

> what to expect!

>      Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my self to the

> hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie ,there are some  certain terms,

> shall we say, that have never left my vocabulary....words like " cool " ,

> for example.........

>      I remember sitting on the edge of the table, barechested, and

> here's all these nurses crowded around me, and the one directly in

> front of me HAD to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD to

> " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY " endowed " !!!

>          Well, I felt like they were " in my space " , and I was

> uncomfortable with them all standing so close, so I mentioned

> something about it, and one of them said " Well, that's so we can catch

> you! " , and right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into my

> spinal cord, and I lost all  controll of whether or not I was gonna

> sit up! I just kinda " fell " forward,right into and perfectly between

> these lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I could do

> was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody just started laughing! WOOF!

>          Thought I would share that with y'all! Love to each of

> you.....ken

>

>            

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

>

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How funny Ken! I'll bet they still talk about you and laugh about

this. Thanks for the laugh.

a

On Aug 9, 2005, at 8:01 PM, kenneth samuelsen wrote:

> Greetings!   I was just comtemplating my up coming surgery(I hope).

> The V.A. is supposed to start on my cataracts, and tomorrow, they do a

> biopsy on my leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

> remembering when I had to have some surgery performed on my foot, and

> the Dr.s  had decided to give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even

> heard the term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't quite know

> what to expect!

>      Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my self to the

> hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie ,there are some  certain terms,

> shall we say, that have never left my vocabulary....words like " cool " ,

> for example.........

>      I remember sitting on the edge of the table, barechested, and

> here's all these nurses crowded around me, and the one directly in

> front of me HAD to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD to

> " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY " endowed " !!!

>          Well, I felt like they were " in my space " , and I was

> uncomfortable with them all standing so close, so I mentioned

> something about it, and one of them said " Well, that's so we can catch

> you! " , and right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into my

> spinal cord, and I lost all  controll of whether or not I was gonna

> sit up! I just kinda " fell " forward,right into and perfectly between

> these lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I could do

> was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody just started laughing! WOOF!

>          Thought I would share that with y'all! Love to each of

> you.....ken

>

>            

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

>

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Ken, that's the first time I've heard " far out " since my hippie chick

days. Can you believe kids are starting to say " rad " again? Shades

of the 80's, makes me want to break out my daughter's old Devo

records. My friend Sandy, beautiful italian girl, is from the south

side of Chicago. You remember when those brass and glass tables were

in style? Well, Sandy had a LOT of tequila one night, and chose to

sit on one. It broke, and a piece of glass wound up in her butt. So

here they go, off to the E.R. with Sandy on her knees, facing

backwards, in the front seat of the car. She looked kinda like a dog

sticking his head out the window. They got her to the hospital (this

is in Texas, OK?) and she has this real Chicago accent. She walks in

and says, " I got a piece of glass in my a __. " After they got through

laughing, the doctor de-glassed her butt & sewed her up. I don't know

if her husband ever knew how she got that really interesting scar...

Jane

> Greetings! I was just comtemplating my up coming surgery(I hope).

The V.A. is supposed to start on my cataracts, and tomorrow, they do

a biopsy on my leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

remembering when I had to have some surgery performed on my foot, and

the Dr.s had decided to give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even

heard the term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't quite

know what to expect!

> Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my self to the

hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie ,there are some certain

terms, shall we say, that have never left my vocabulary....words

like " cool " , for example.........

> I remember sitting on the edge of the table, barechested, and

here's all these nurses crowded around me, and the one directly in

front of me HAD to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD

to " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY " endowed " !!!

> Well, I felt like they were " in my space " , and I was

uncomfortable with them all standing so close, so I mentioned

something about it, and one of them said " Well, that's so we can

catch you! " , and right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into

my spinal cord, and I lost all controll of whether or not I was

gonna sit up! I just kinda " fell " forward,right into and perfectly

between these lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I could

do was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody just started laughing!

WOOF!

> Thought I would share that with y'all! Love to each of

you.....ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

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Ken, that's the first time I've heard " far out " since my hippie chick

days. Can you believe kids are starting to say " rad " again? Shades

of the 80's, makes me want to break out my daughter's old Devo

records. My friend Sandy, beautiful italian girl, is from the south

side of Chicago. You remember when those brass and glass tables were

in style? Well, Sandy had a LOT of tequila one night, and chose to

sit on one. It broke, and a piece of glass wound up in her butt. So

here they go, off to the E.R. with Sandy on her knees, facing

backwards, in the front seat of the car. She looked kinda like a dog

sticking his head out the window. They got her to the hospital (this

is in Texas, OK?) and she has this real Chicago accent. She walks in

and says, " I got a piece of glass in my a __. " After they got through

laughing, the doctor de-glassed her butt & sewed her up. I don't know

if her husband ever knew how she got that really interesting scar...

Jane

> Greetings! I was just comtemplating my up coming surgery(I hope).

The V.A. is supposed to start on my cataracts, and tomorrow, they do

a biopsy on my leg.....well, (you're gonna LOVE this!) , I was

remembering when I had to have some surgery performed on my foot, and

the Dr.s had decided to give me a " spinal tap " . I had never even

heard the term, yet alone been thru one, so I really didn't quite

know what to expect!

> Well, " The Day " arrived, and I presented my self to the

hospital...now, me being an ol' hippie ,there are some certain

terms, shall we say, that have never left my vocabulary....words

like " cool " , for example.........

> I remember sitting on the edge of the table, barechested, and

here's all these nurses crowded around me, and the one directly in

front of me HAD to be blessed by God,because I KNOW she just HAD

to " have backaches " ,so to speak..hahaha! She was REALLY " endowed " !!!

> Well, I felt like they were " in my space " , and I was

uncomfortable with them all standing so close, so I mentioned

something about it, and one of them said " Well, that's so we can

catch you! " , and right about THEN, they injected whatever it was into

my spinal cord, and I lost all controll of whether or not I was

gonna sit up! I just kinda " fell " forward,right into and perfectly

between these lovely, soft,heavenly pair of.... well....all I could

do was....I said, " FAR OUT! " , and everybody just started laughing!

WOOF!

> Thought I would share that with y'all! Love to each of

you.....ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Start your day with - make it your home page

>

>

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How funny Jane. I think Ken needs some humor right now, you your story

is perfect timing!

Thanks for the laugh.

a

On Aug 10, 2005, at 11:01 AM, JANE wrote:

> Ken, that's the first time I've heard " far out " since my hippie chick

> days. Can you believe kids are starting to say " rad " again?  Shades

> of the 80's, makes me want to break out my daughter's old Devo

> records. My friend Sandy, beautiful italian girl, is from the south

> side of Chicago. You remember when those brass and glass tables were

> in style? Well, Sandy had a LOT of tequila one night, and chose to

> sit on one. It broke, and a piece of glass wound up in her butt. So

> here they go, off to the E.R. with Sandy on her knees, facing

> backwards, in the front seat of the car. She looked kinda like a dog

> sticking his head out the window.  They got her to the hospital (this

> is in Texas, OK?) and she has this real Chicago accent.  She walks in

> and says, " I got a piece of glass in my a __. " After they got through

> laughing, the doctor de-glassed her butt & sewed her up. I don't know

> if her husband ever knew how she got that really interesting scar...

> Jane

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How funny Jane. I think Ken needs some humor right now, you your story

is perfect timing!

Thanks for the laugh.

a

On Aug 10, 2005, at 11:01 AM, JANE wrote:

> Ken, that's the first time I've heard " far out " since my hippie chick

> days. Can you believe kids are starting to say " rad " again?  Shades

> of the 80's, makes me want to break out my daughter's old Devo

> records. My friend Sandy, beautiful italian girl, is from the south

> side of Chicago. You remember when those brass and glass tables were

> in style? Well, Sandy had a LOT of tequila one night, and chose to

> sit on one. It broke, and a piece of glass wound up in her butt. So

> here they go, off to the E.R. with Sandy on her knees, facing

> backwards, in the front seat of the car. She looked kinda like a dog

> sticking his head out the window.  They got her to the hospital (this

> is in Texas, OK?) and she has this real Chicago accent.  She walks in

> and says, " I got a piece of glass in my a __. " After they got through

> laughing, the doctor de-glassed her butt & sewed her up. I don't know

> if her husband ever knew how she got that really interesting scar...

> Jane

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