Guest guest Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 LOL, Pat -- that is cute! Hugs and blessings, Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 Oops! Jeanne -- I should have been thanking you! LOL That was cute! Hugs and blessings, Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 Thanks Pat I'm getting excited about it. Hope I get to meet some of you while I am " down yonder in the flatlands " ...lol Hugz ***-:¦:- Jeanne -:¦:-*** +*****Of Eureka*****+ +**Grand Opening**+ Jan 27, 04 with Dr K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 26, 2003 Report Share Posted December 26, 2003 > Chrome Teeth > > A man goes to his dentist complaining his false teeth are loose. The dentist > inspects the man's teeth and says, " The plate I installed into your mouth six > months ago has started to erode. " > > Then the dentist asks, " Have you made any drastic changes in your diet > recently? " > > The man, a bit rattled, stutters, " Well, my wife started cooking a lot more > asparagus recently. I didn't quite like it until she started putting > hollandaise sauce on it. " Then the man continues, " Now I put that sauce on everything: > sandwiches, meat loaf, nachos; you name it. " > > Hmmm " , said the dentist. " Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice which > is highly acidic. The citric acid is dissolving your plate. I need to replace > the plate and this time I will make it with chrome. " > > The man asks, " Why chrome? " > > The dentist replies, " Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the > hollandaise " > > > > > ***-:¦:- Jeanne -:¦:-*** > +*****Of Eureka*****+ > +**Grand Opening**+ > Jan 27, 04 with Dr K ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Too cute...LOL Pat WoW!!! You are one month away from starting your new life,good going.. > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, , who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear , I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie Not an MD I'll tell you where to go! Mayo Clinic in Rochester http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester s Hopkins Medicine http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 , thanks- I needed a good laugh this morning! Jane > An old Italian man lived alone in the country. > He wanted to dig his tomato garden, > but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. > His only son, , who used to help him, was in prison. > > The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: > > > Dear , > > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able > to plant my tomato garden this year. > I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. > If you were here my troubles would be over. > I know you would dig the plot for me. > > Love, > Dad > > > A few days later he received a letter from his son: > > > Dear Dad, > > Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. > That's where I buried the BODIES. > > Love, > Vinnie > > > At 4 a.m. the next morning, > FBI agents and local police arrived and dug > up the entire area without finding any bodies. > They apologized to the old man and left. > > > That same day the old man received another letter from his son. > > > Dear Dad, > > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. > That's the best I could do under the circumstances. > > Love, > Vinnie > > > > > > Not an MD > > I'll tell you where to go! > > Mayo Clinic in Rochester > http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester > > s Hopkins Medicine > http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 , thanks- I needed a good laugh this morning! Jane > An old Italian man lived alone in the country. > He wanted to dig his tomato garden, > but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. > His only son, , who used to help him, was in prison. > > The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: > > > Dear , > > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able > to plant my tomato garden this year. > I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. > If you were here my troubles would be over. > I know you would dig the plot for me. > > Love, > Dad > > > A few days later he received a letter from his son: > > > Dear Dad, > > Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. > That's where I buried the BODIES. > > Love, > Vinnie > > > At 4 a.m. the next morning, > FBI agents and local police arrived and dug > up the entire area without finding any bodies. > They apologized to the old man and left. > > > That same day the old man received another letter from his son. > > > Dear Dad, > > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. > That's the best I could do under the circumstances. > > Love, > Vinnie > > > > > > Not an MD > > I'll tell you where to go! > > Mayo Clinic in Rochester > http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester > > s Hopkins Medicine > http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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