Fw: tonto & lone ranger (OT)

[Guest guest]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. They set up their

tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger woke his faithful friend.

" Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "

Tonto replies, " Me see millions of stars. "

" What does that tell you? " asked The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. " Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there

are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What it tell you Kemosabe? "

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. " Tonto, you idiot,

someone has stolen our tent. "

[Guest guest]

LOL -- I actually heard the identical joke with Sherlock Holmes and ...

Happy new year all!

--le

Fw: tonto & lone ranger (OT)

> The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. They set up their

> tent,and fell asleep.

> Some hours later, The Lone Ranger woke his faithful friend.

> " Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "

>

> Tonto replies, " Me see millions of stars. "

>

> " What does that tell you? " asked The Lone Ranger.

>

> Tonto ponders for a minute. " Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there

> are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

> Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

> Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and

> insignificant.

> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

> What it tell you Kemosabe? "

>

> The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. " Tonto, you idiot,

> someone has stolen our tent. "

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

hmmm can't open the play..it is a FDR file..don't have a program to open

it...send it to me in Word or HTML or plain txt or anything else o.k.

Got your number..thanks!!!

Do

[Guest guest]

oops!!! sorry about that . I crossed replies!! Please disregard!!!

lol!!!!

Hugs,

Donna

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