Re: Fwd: I think they're trying to kill me! Woof!

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FUNNY! (Which finger was it...the middle one, I hope!)

Sierra

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005

13:09:13 -0700 (PDT)

> From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@y...>

> Subject: I think " they're " trying to kill me! Woof!

> " " < >

>

> Greeting to all,

> Hear my sad tale of woe,

> I went to the V.A.

> but not for my toe....

> This trigger finger,for nigh on 6 weeks

> has left my poor right hand so weak

> that the V.A. says to me " please, now come visit " .....

> For the Government, that's pretty quick.....is it?

> So I cruthched my way in, to the " check in girl " ,

> figuring any moment I'd " hurl " ,

> 'cause I KNEW what was " down there " , waiting for me,

> And my Wife absolutely would not let me flee!!!!

> Well, I tried to bumble along real slow,

> But Tammy is just too much " in the know " :

> She pushed me along, into " orthopedics " I turned,

> while all the way, my guts heaved and turned.....

> FEAR can MAKE YOU feel " not so hot " ......

> Idecided I really didn't WANT this shot.......

> (See, that's what " they " do, for " Trigger Finger " ,

> they cive you this shot,full of pain, that lingers!)

> Well......

> The Doc came n, a nice older fellow,

> Not seeing my skin had turned pretty yellow,

> and HAD THE NERVE to even be CHEERFUL,

> while my poor ol' heart cringed,sorry, and tearful,.......

> He said " now this just might hurt,but just a bit " ,

> and I felt like telling him he's full of 'shxT'

> I laid down upon that dreadful table,

> and prated to God " Help me out, if you're able " ,

> Then the Doc sprayed my hand all nice

> with something, I SWEAR, that was COLDER than ice!

> And I took a big breath,my control really thin.........

> and as Connery said:.... " Let the games begin! "

> He stuck in the needle.........I let out a growl

> that would make a grizzley turn, and howl...

> my legs went rigid, and I saw all red,

> My time had arrived! I KNEW I was dead!

> This horrible awful burning sensation,

> ran thru MY BODY like electrocutation!........

(poetic license)

> and then , as if to make sure I was dead,

> at my poor, damaged hand, I saw how I'd bled......

> When I could finally breathe once more,

> My thoughts consisted of " get to the door! "

> Hobble along at your fastest pace........

> Like they said in the 60's,

> " We gotta get outta this

place!

> I HATE this R.A., but I HATE trigger finger worse!

> Next time I gotta go.......I'm calling a HEARSE!!!!!!

>

> By the way......now, after all that

whining....well,

> my trigger finger IS quite a bit better! BUT DAMN, WHAT A

WAY TO SPEND A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> My Love to AL:L of you,

and replies to this AWFUL poetry are welcome! haha!

love, ken

>

>

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FUNNY! (Which finger was it...the middle one, I hope!)

Sierra

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005

13:09:13 -0700 (PDT)

> From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@y...>

> Subject: I think " they're " trying to kill me! Woof!

> " " < >

>

> Greeting to all,

> Hear my sad tale of woe,

> I went to the V.A.

> but not for my toe....

> This trigger finger,for nigh on 6 weeks

> has left my poor right hand so weak

> that the V.A. says to me " please, now come visit " .....

> For the Government, that's pretty quick.....is it?

> So I cruthched my way in, to the " check in girl " ,

> figuring any moment I'd " hurl " ,

> 'cause I KNEW what was " down there " , waiting for me,

> And my Wife absolutely would not let me flee!!!!

> Well, I tried to bumble along real slow,

> But Tammy is just too much " in the know " :

> She pushed me along, into " orthopedics " I turned,

> while all the way, my guts heaved and turned.....

> FEAR can MAKE YOU feel " not so hot " ......

> Idecided I really didn't WANT this shot.......

> (See, that's what " they " do, for " Trigger Finger " ,

> they cive you this shot,full of pain, that lingers!)

> Well......

> The Doc came n, a nice older fellow,

> Not seeing my skin had turned pretty yellow,

> and HAD THE NERVE to even be CHEERFUL,

> while my poor ol' heart cringed,sorry, and tearful,.......

> He said " now this just might hurt,but just a bit " ,

> and I felt like telling him he's full of 'shxT'

> I laid down upon that dreadful table,

> and prated to God " Help me out, if you're able " ,

> Then the Doc sprayed my hand all nice

> with something, I SWEAR, that was COLDER than ice!

> And I took a big breath,my control really thin.........

> and as Connery said:.... " Let the games begin! "

> He stuck in the needle.........I let out a growl

> that would make a grizzley turn, and howl...

> my legs went rigid, and I saw all red,

> My time had arrived! I KNEW I was dead!

> This horrible awful burning sensation,

> ran thru MY BODY like electrocutation!........

(poetic license)

> and then , as if to make sure I was dead,

> at my poor, damaged hand, I saw how I'd bled......

> When I could finally breathe once more,

> My thoughts consisted of " get to the door! "

> Hobble along at your fastest pace........

> Like they said in the 60's,

> " We gotta get outta this

place!

> I HATE this R.A., but I HATE trigger finger worse!

> Next time I gotta go.......I'm calling a HEARSE!!!!!!

>

> By the way......now, after all that

whining....well,

> my trigger finger IS quite a bit better! BUT DAMN, WHAT A

WAY TO SPEND A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> My Love to AL:L of you,

and replies to this AWFUL poetry are welcome! haha!

love, ken

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Unfortunately, Sierra, it was the finger next to my pinkie, which is crossing

over it, while my " useful " finger crosses over all three! Woof! Just can't win!

Hey, can we be friends? Thank you for answering me. I am generally here, as I am

housebound! Oh well, gives me lots of time to think about the trouble I can get

into! haha! Love to you....ken

snowdrift52003 <snowdrift52003@...> wrote:FUNNY! (Which finger was

it...the middle one, I hope!)

Sierra

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005

13:09:13 -0700 (PDT)

> From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@y...>

> Subject: I think " they're " trying to kill me! Woof!

> " " < >

>

> Greeting to all,

> Hear my sad tale of woe,

> I went to the V.A.

> but not for my toe....

> This trigger finger,for nigh on 6 weeks

> has left my poor right hand so weak

> that the V.A. says to me " please, now come visit " .....

> For the Government, that's pretty quick.....is it?

> So I cruthched my way in, to the " check in girl " ,

> figuring any moment I'd " hurl " ,

> 'cause I KNEW what was " down there " , waiting for me,

> And my Wife absolutely would not let me flee!!!!

> Well, I tried to bumble along real slow,

> But Tammy is just too much " in the know " :

> She pushed me along, into " orthopedics " I turned,

> while all the way, my guts heaved and turned.....

> FEAR can MAKE YOU feel " not so hot " ......

> Idecided I really didn't WANT this shot.......

> (See, that's what " they " do, for " Trigger Finger " ,

> they cive you this shot,full of pain, that lingers!)

> Well......

> The Doc came n, a nice older fellow,

> Not seeing my skin had turned pretty yellow,

> and HAD THE NERVE to even be CHEERFUL,

> while my poor ol' heart cringed,sorry, and tearful,.......

> He said " now this just might hurt,but just a bit " ,

> and I felt like telling him he's full of 'shxT'

> I laid down upon that dreadful table,

> and prated to God " Help me out, if you're able " ,

> Then the Doc sprayed my hand all nice

> with something, I SWEAR, that was COLDER than ice!

> And I took a big breath,my control really thin.........

> and as Connery said:.... " Let the games begin! "

> He stuck in the needle.........I let out a growl

> that would make a grizzley turn, and howl...

> my legs went rigid, and I saw all red,

> My time had arrived! I KNEW I was dead!

> This horrible awful burning sensation,

> ran thru MY BODY like electrocutation!........

(poetic license)

> and then , as if to make sure I was dead,

> at my poor, damaged hand, I saw how I'd bled......

> When I could finally breathe once more,

> My thoughts consisted of " get to the door! "

> Hobble along at your fastest pace........

> Like they said in the 60's,

> " We gotta get outta this

place!

> I HATE this R.A., but I HATE trigger finger worse!

> Next time I gotta go.......I'm calling a HEARSE!!!!!!

>

> By the way......now, after all that

whining....well,

> my trigger finger IS quite a bit better! BUT DAMN, WHAT A

WAY TO SPEND A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> My Love to AL:L of you,

and replies to this AWFUL poetry are welcome! haha!

love, ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Sports

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>

>

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[Guest guest]

Unfortunately, Sierra, it was the finger next to my pinkie, which is crossing

over it, while my " useful " finger crosses over all three! Woof! Just can't win!

Hey, can we be friends? Thank you for answering me. I am generally here, as I am

housebound! Oh well, gives me lots of time to think about the trouble I can get

into! haha! Love to you....ken

snowdrift52003 <snowdrift52003@...> wrote:FUNNY! (Which finger was

it...the middle one, I hope!)

Sierra

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005

13:09:13 -0700 (PDT)

> From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@y...>

> Subject: I think " they're " trying to kill me! Woof!

> " " < >

>

> Greeting to all,

> Hear my sad tale of woe,

> I went to the V.A.

> but not for my toe....

> This trigger finger,for nigh on 6 weeks

> has left my poor right hand so weak

> that the V.A. says to me " please, now come visit " .....

> For the Government, that's pretty quick.....is it?

> So I cruthched my way in, to the " check in girl " ,

> figuring any moment I'd " hurl " ,

> 'cause I KNEW what was " down there " , waiting for me,

> And my Wife absolutely would not let me flee!!!!

> Well, I tried to bumble along real slow,

> But Tammy is just too much " in the know " :

> She pushed me along, into " orthopedics " I turned,

> while all the way, my guts heaved and turned.....

> FEAR can MAKE YOU feel " not so hot " ......

> Idecided I really didn't WANT this shot.......

> (See, that's what " they " do, for " Trigger Finger " ,

> they cive you this shot,full of pain, that lingers!)

> Well......

> The Doc came n, a nice older fellow,

> Not seeing my skin had turned pretty yellow,

> and HAD THE NERVE to even be CHEERFUL,

> while my poor ol' heart cringed,sorry, and tearful,.......

> He said " now this just might hurt,but just a bit " ,

> and I felt like telling him he's full of 'shxT'

> I laid down upon that dreadful table,

> and prated to God " Help me out, if you're able " ,

> Then the Doc sprayed my hand all nice

> with something, I SWEAR, that was COLDER than ice!

> And I took a big breath,my control really thin.........

> and as Connery said:.... " Let the games begin! "

> He stuck in the needle.........I let out a growl

> that would make a grizzley turn, and howl...

> my legs went rigid, and I saw all red,

> My time had arrived! I KNEW I was dead!

> This horrible awful burning sensation,

> ran thru MY BODY like electrocutation!........

(poetic license)

> and then , as if to make sure I was dead,

> at my poor, damaged hand, I saw how I'd bled......

> When I could finally breathe once more,

> My thoughts consisted of " get to the door! "

> Hobble along at your fastest pace........

> Like they said in the 60's,

> " We gotta get outta this

place!

> I HATE this R.A., but I HATE trigger finger worse!

> Next time I gotta go.......I'm calling a HEARSE!!!!!!

>

> By the way......now, after all that

whining....well,

> my trigger finger IS quite a bit better! BUT DAMN, WHAT A

WAY TO SPEND A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> My Love to AL:L of you,

and replies to this AWFUL poetry are welcome! haha!

love, ken

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Sports

> Rekindle the Rivalries. Sign up for Fantasy Football

>

>

> ---------------------------------

> Discover

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[Guest guest]

Hey, can we be friends? Thank you for answering me. I am generally

here, as I am housebound! Oh well, gives me lots of time to think about

the trouble I can get into! haha! Love to you....ken

Hello Ken,

We can certainly be friends, but I am only a sporadic checker/writer as

I currently have a lot of responsibilities that I am barely managing.

Keep the poems coming!

Sierra :-)

[Guest guest]

Hey, can we be friends? Thank you for answering me. I am generally

here, as I am housebound! Oh well, gives me lots of time to think about

the trouble I can get into! haha! Love to you....ken

Hello Ken,

We can certainly be friends, but I am only a sporadic checker/writer as

I currently have a lot of responsibilities that I am barely managing.

Keep the poems coming!

Sierra :-)