Guest guest Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN CAMPING SHOULD APPRECIATE THIS! Camping The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, " Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? " The Lone Ranger replies, " I see millions of stars. " " What that tell you? " asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, " Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto? " Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, " Kemo Sabe, you dumber then Buffalo. Someone has stolen tent. " ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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