Re: remove me from your list to dennis

[Guest guest]

i think a is right i'll be here forever. because I'm afraid of heights and

to get that thing 229 feet above sea level would be quite a feat for me. the

other stuff sounds simple... LOL........ mike

Dennis W <betnden@...> wrote:a and Mike, in case you don't

get to it, here's the way unsubscribing is

done:

To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O-Matic

Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from

most hardware stores and dental clinics.

Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear

Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington

D.C. USA.

Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its

accompanying mesh safety bag.

Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring Mach 77

refibulator and attach them using the eight-millimeter torque fork.

Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree angle and properly

dispersed so that it is flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle

tube.

Place the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture

cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip.

Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated

correctly.

Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power

chamber.

The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional digital

corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation.

Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic combustion service

chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control

module and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees.

Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down

and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the

unit vigorously.

Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment and set the

pressure gauge to 719 psi.

Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape.

The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use.

Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation

Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level to

insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric

pressure.

Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the parameters

of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft

on the southern most section of the modular accelerator.

Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater

core to the " on " position. The " on " position has been obtained when the

green light begins to flash, signifying that the red light is about to go

off.

Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch labeled " ON/OFF " to the

" ON " position and count to 47 before logging on to the system.

Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt.

Once prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you wish to

take and then press the pressure release button and turn off the compressor

while turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute.

Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and

tab simultaneously.

Press enter. You will have one second to complete the procedure.

If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new

Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the

beginning.

Please remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to

unsubscribe from this service.

We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your convenience.

Failure to comply with the unsubscribe policy will result in immediate

termination of your subscription so please follow the above directions

closely.

[Disclaimer]

Some assembly required

Batteries not included

Each piece sold separately

May contain small pieces not suitable for children under 3

Intended for professionals only -- Do not try this at home

Re: [ ] remove me from your list

Hi Mike. I'm sorry your questions weren't answered. I've been out of

town on vacation and have lots of catching up to do.

If you really want to leave, I'll unsubscribe you, but I wish you'd

give us another chance before leaving. I will help you any way I can.

a

On Jun 12, 2005, at 12:28 AM, mike nelson wrote:

> although i'm not a very active member i have tried to help everybody i

> could. and when i have a ? or need a little help nobody is there for

> me . so i'll say goodbye. good luck to all. mike

[Guest guest]

i think a is right i'll be here forever. because I'm afraid of heights and

to get that thing 229 feet above sea level would be quite a feat for me. the

other stuff sounds simple... LOL........ mike

Dennis W <betnden@...> wrote:a and Mike, in case you don't

get to it, here's the way unsubscribing is

done:

To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O-Matic

Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from

most hardware stores and dental clinics.

Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear

Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington

D.C. USA.

Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its

accompanying mesh safety bag.

Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated Gerring Mach 77

refibulator and attach them using the eight-millimeter torque fork.

Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree angle and properly

dispersed so that it is flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle

tube.

Place the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture

cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip.

Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated

correctly.

Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power

chamber.

The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional digital

corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation.

Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic combustion service

chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control

module and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees.

Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down

and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the

unit vigorously.

Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment and set the

pressure gauge to 719 psi.

Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape.

The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use.

Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation

Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level to

insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric

pressure.

Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the parameters

of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft

on the southern most section of the modular accelerator.

Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater

core to the " on " position. The " on " position has been obtained when the

green light begins to flash, signifying that the red light is about to go

off.

Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch labeled " ON/OFF " to the

" ON " position and count to 47 before logging on to the system.

Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt.

Once prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you wish to

take and then press the pressure release button and turn off the compressor

while turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute.

Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and

tab simultaneously.

Press enter. You will have one second to complete the procedure.

If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new

Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the

beginning.

Please remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to

unsubscribe from this service.

We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your convenience.

Failure to comply with the unsubscribe policy will result in immediate

termination of your subscription so please follow the above directions

closely.

[Disclaimer]

Some assembly required

Batteries not included

Each piece sold separately

May contain small pieces not suitable for children under 3

Intended for professionals only -- Do not try this at home

Re: [ ] remove me from your list

Hi Mike. I'm sorry your questions weren't answered. I've been out of

town on vacation and have lots of catching up to do.

If you really want to leave, I'll unsubscribe you, but I wish you'd

give us another chance before leaving. I will help you any way I can.

a

On Jun 12, 2005, at 12:28 AM, mike nelson wrote:

> although i'm not a very active member i have tried to help everybody i

> could. and when i have a ? or need a little help nobody is there for

> me . so i'll say goodbye. good luck to all. mike

[Guest guest]

Dennis, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while, thank you, thank you,

thank you.

Kathy in Ct

[Guest guest]

Dennis, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while, thank you, thank you,

thank you.

Kathy in Ct

[Guest guest]

Well, just remember that we are all friends in here. We won't pick

you up if you fall. We will catch you....Marina

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> > although i'm not a very active member i have tried to help

everybody i

> > could. and when i have a ? or need a little help nobody is there

for

> > me . so i'll say goodbye. good luck to all. mike

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[Guest guest]

Well, just remember that we are all friends in here. We won't pick

you up if you fall. We will catch you....Marina

>

> > although i'm not a very active member i have tried to help

everybody i

> > could. and when i have a ? or need a little help nobody is there

for

> > me . so i'll say goodbye. good luck to all. mike

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