lol, June.

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It worked. I feel better now. thanks.

--- In , " marina_troi " <marina_troi@y...>

wrote:

> Dingaling..........

> >

> > A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed

> > limit.

> > So he asks the man his name.

> >

> > " Fred, " he replies.

> >

> > " Fred what? " the officer asks.

> >

> > " Just Fred, " the man responds.

> >

> > The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give

the

> > fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a

ticket.

> >

> > The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells

> > him

> > that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer

> thinks

> > that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

> >

> > " Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name? "

> >

> > The man replies, " It's a long story, so stay with me. "

> >

> > " I was born Fred Dingaling. I know-a funny last name. The

kids

> > used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied

> > hard,

> > and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I

wanted

> > to

> > be

> > a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,

> > residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred

Dingaling,

> > MD. "

> >

> > " After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go

> > back

> > to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through

> > school,

> > got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. "

> >

> > " Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with

my

> > assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling,

MD,

> > DDS,

> > with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took

> away

> > my

> > DDS Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found

> > out

> > about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they

> took

> > away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD

> > took

> > away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred. "

> >

> > The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

> >

> >