a little joke to uplift the spirits--OT

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Dingaling..........

>

> A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed

> limit.

> So he asks the man his name.

>

> " Fred, " he replies.

>

> " Fred what? " the officer asks.

>

> " Just Fred, " the man responds.

>

> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the

> fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

>

> The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells

> him

> that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer

thinks

> that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

>

> " Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name? "

>

> The man replies, " It's a long story, so stay with me. "

>

> " I was born Fred Dingaling. I know-a funny last name. The kids

> used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied

> hard,

> and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted

> to

> be

> a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,

> residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling,

> MD. "

>

> " After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go

> back

> to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through

> school,

> got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. "

>

> " Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my

> assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD,

> DDS,

> with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took

away

> my

> DDS Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found

> out

> about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they

took

> away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD

> took

> away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred. "

>

> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

>

>