Re: From Squarehead Ken,..to all my bro's and big sisters.Getting it back

[Guest guest]

Hi Ken,

Enjoyed the laughs today! We had a new dishwasher and microwave

installed today, and before the guy got here, I had to clean

everything out from under the sink. Well, I got everything out on

the floor, and I made the mistake of reaching with my left arm to

pick up a penny I saw in the back of the cupboard, and got a horrible

muscle spasm in my shoulder, raised up and bonked my head on the

inside of the cupboard, and then I couldn't get up off the floor. I

tried to lean on one of the kitchen chairs, knocked it over and now

have a big bruise on my cheek. Not THAT cheek!

Then the guy asked Ron and me to hold the microwave while he put the

screws in to hold it in place, and while we were doing it, Ron said

he thought he had to sneeze! I told him to try to put his head down

on his arm to block the sneeze, and he knocked his glasses off. What

a bunch!

And about your Jewish story--when our daughter was in grade school,

the teacher asked if anyone knew what " kamikaze " meant--whereupon she

promptly answered " It's that little beanie that Jewish people wear on

their heads! " The teacher, who was Jewish, did not appreciate it.

Go Spring!

Judi

[Guest guest]

Hi Ken,

Enjoyed the laughs today! We had a new dishwasher and microwave

installed today, and before the guy got here, I had to clean

everything out from under the sink. Well, I got everything out on

the floor, and I made the mistake of reaching with my left arm to

pick up a penny I saw in the back of the cupboard, and got a horrible

muscle spasm in my shoulder, raised up and bonked my head on the

inside of the cupboard, and then I couldn't get up off the floor. I

tried to lean on one of the kitchen chairs, knocked it over and now

have a big bruise on my cheek. Not THAT cheek!

Then the guy asked Ron and me to hold the microwave while he put the

screws in to hold it in place, and while we were doing it, Ron said

he thought he had to sneeze! I told him to try to put his head down

on his arm to block the sneeze, and he knocked his glasses off. What

a bunch!

And about your Jewish story--when our daughter was in grade school,

the teacher asked if anyone knew what " kamikaze " meant--whereupon she

promptly answered " It's that little beanie that Jewish people wear on

their heads! " The teacher, who was Jewish, did not appreciate it.

Go Spring!

Judi