Guest guest Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Nope, not the same Marina " The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. " > > > > The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. " Don't you know > what > > pregnant means? " she asked. > > > > Sure, " said the young boy confidently. " It means carrying a child. " > > > > ******************************************** > > > > A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. > > He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee > > in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those > > little green Army men in the cup. She said " Honey, what are these > > army men doing in my coffee? " > > > > Her grandson said, " Grandma, it says on TV, " The best part of > waking > > up is soldiers in your cup! " > > > > *********************************** > > > > A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of > kids > > home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front > > seat > > of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started > > discussing the dog's duties. > > > > " They use him to keep crowds back, " said one youngster. > > > > " No, " said another, " he's just for good luck " > > > > A third child brought the argument to a close... " They use the > dogs " , > > she said firmly, " to find the fire hydrant. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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