Guest guest Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. YES! LOL 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. YEP.. LOL 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. THEY REALLY DO! LOL 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. YEP! LOL 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. OH YEAH.. LOL 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. NO, I NOTICED. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. 21. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ... you know you want to! ============= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 OMG I do so many of these things! LOL Thanks for sharing ! kelly donovan wrote: 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. YES! LOL 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. YEP.. LOL 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. THEY REALLY DO! LOL 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. YEP! LOL 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. OH YEAH.. LOL 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. NO, I NOTICED. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. 21. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ... you know you want to! ============= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. Just my library PIN number. > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. YES! LOL My kid became a card player once he started college and we have decks of cards in every room of this house now. He found 3 fresh packs in his stocking Christmas morning, too. > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. Don't exaggerate - it's only 5 phone numbers. Now *email* addresses and AIM names are another story! My kid must have at least 5 of each! > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. I used to IM my kid across the apartment all the time. Now he blocks my username when he's home. > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that > they don't have e-mail addresses. My girlfriend, who vanished when she remarried and moved 400 miles away, found me when she saw my name on a mailing list somewhere. Now we write back and forth almost daily. Some old highs school acquaintainces found me on-line, too. Too bad I can't find any of my old elementary school buddies. > 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a > business manner. I used to do this all the time when I worked full time. I would pick it up and say " 2 East, Mrs. G speaking " and my dad would ask if I just got home. > 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 9 " to get an > outside line. Now I have to dial the area code just to call the landlord in the aparment beneath me, and my next door neighbor has 2 numbers, each with its own area code. And hubby, the kid, and I each have different area codes for our cell phones, neither of which is the same as our home phones. We live in a very crowded area! > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three > different companies. Happened to hubby, but only 2 companies, not 3. > 12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > anyone is home. My kid phones on the way home from school when he's walking the 5 blocks from the last train to the house to ask me to get his dinner started. > 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have > the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic > and you turn around to go and get it. I only take it when going out of town or to a place where I know they removed all the pay phones. > 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. I boot up while the coffee is cooking. > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. YEP! LOL > 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this > message. OH YEAH.. LOL I already sent this exact one to my dad a year ago. Well, it said 2004 then. > 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on > this list. Nah. Many people on-line can't spell or write legibly so I would never find it unusual if things were mis-numbered. > 21. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your > friends ... you know you want to! Nope. They all saw it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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