The Cell Phone (ot)

[Guest guest]

This was sent to me yesterday by a friend in India and it just goes to show you

laughter and SMILES are universal. =^..^=

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a

round. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks

it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - " Hello? "

W - " Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "

H - " Yes. "

W - " Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a

beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it? "

H - " What's the price? "

W - " Only $2,500. "

H - " Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much... "

W - " Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005

models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman,

and he gave me a really good price .. and since we need to exchange the BMW that

we bought last year..

H - " What price did he quote you? "

W - " Only $85,000... "

H - " OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. "

W - " Great! But before we hang up, something else...

H - " What? "

W - " It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank ccount and I

stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at

last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre

of park area, beach front property...... "

H - " How much are they asking? "

W - " Only $850,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in

the bank to cover... "

H - " Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $820,000. OK? "

W - " OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!! "

H - " Bye...I love you too... "

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in

astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know

who this Cellphone belongs to??? "

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~ ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for

every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of

my hand. " ~