Guest guest Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Greetings to you, dear ! Thank you, , for your reply to my latest! I LOVE the part about the theme song from " Deliverence " ...and it's kind of funny, because, even tho'I'm not fat, and don't wear overalls, I DO have this great big ol' white beard, and DO live in the mountains! ha ha ha ....I love to make people laugh, and for some crazy reason, I attract kids I'v never even seen...they just walk up to me, and in 5 minutes we're having a conversation like we've known each other forever....a true story about a little girl, a small pond, and a rock ,(back when I was still driving a truck) will soon be posted, and I garanteeeee(as they say in luuseanna) that it will make you roar! Any way, sweet ...thank you! all my love...ken- k.j.choate@... wrote: > Thank you for your stories- they make me laugh- > which is very healthy. I don't know why, however, > the theme song from Deliverance- keeps playing in my > head....LOL > > Ducking and running, > > -------------- Original message > ---------------------- > From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@...> > > > > > > Greetings to all...I don't drink anymore, however > in > > my younger years, I did imbibe quite more than I > > should have, at times. > > I learned firsthand,once, how not to carry a > bottle > > in your back pocket: I had a great nite partying, > and > > put the remainder of a curved glass flask in my > back > > pocket, and on the way up the stairs to my > apartment, > > I slipped, and the bottle broke,cutting the heck > out > > of my butt! > > I still had the sense left to realize I had > better > > bandage it before going to bed, so I went into the > > bathroom, where there was a full length mirror on > the > > door,and did what I had to....and went to bed to > > crash. > > Well....the next morning,when I woke up, boy oh > boy > > was my bed a mess! It looked like a war zone, and > > there was no evidence of a bandage at all...and I > KNOW > > I put one on! When I wandered into the bathroom, > there > > on the mirror was that bandage, just as perfectly > > placed as can be, when I backed up to it, not even > a > > wrinkle in it!! > > Thus ended my drinking days! > > love, ken > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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