Tp my dea r friend Cathy, in Ct,from squarehead ken

[Guest guest]

Greetings to you, ! A messege of appreciation,

such as the reply you sent me, following what I had

recently posted,brings to me all the joy I could ever

hope for! I thank you, and I'll let you in on a little

secret...I intend to share it with everyone,

soon...The International Society of Poets are going to

print a poem of mine in an upcoming book, and they

have devoted an entire page, just for me! They sent me

an invitation to Disneyworld, to recieve anaward, but

I can't go, 'cause it cost too much, but I DID recieve

the " Editor's Pick " award for it.....but that's not

what I write for.

I write to make people such as you, dear sweet

,to smile, and laugh, and forget for awhile what

we all share...R.A.!

all my love, and

thanks...ken

--- T <flakin-gimp@...> wrote:

> Oh Ken!

>

> Do please warn us when you tell a " bust your gut "

> and not just a funny!

> After choking and spitting out my cranberry juice I

> WAS drinking, I still

> couldn't stop laughing.

>

> I do thank you for the laugh, I sorely needed it.

>

> Have you ever thought of putting all this into a

> book?

>

> in Ct.

>

> [ ] More nonsense from " squarehead

> ken "

>

>

>

> Greetings to all...I don't drink anymore, however in

> my younger years, I did

> imbibe quite more than I should have, at times.

> I learned firsthand,once, how not to carry a

> bottle in your back pocket:

> I had a great nite partying, and put the remainder

> of a curved glass flask

> in my back pocket, and on the way up the stairs to

> my apartment, I slipped,

> and the bottle broke,cutting the heck out of my

> butt!

> I still had the sense left to realize I had

> better bandage it before

> going to bed, so I went into the bathroom, where

> there was a full length

> mirror on the door,and did what I had to....and went

> to bed to crash.

> Well....the next morning,when I woke up, boy oh

> boy was my bed a mess! It

> looked like a war zone, and there was no evidence of

> a bandage at all...and

> I KNOW I put one on! When I wandered into the

> bathroom, there on the mirror

> was that bandage, just as perfectly placed as can

> be, when I backed up to

> it, not even a wrinkle in it!!

> Thus ended my drinking days!

> love, ken

>

>

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