Guest guest Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 A man wakes up next to his fibromyalgic wife and says, " Hon, how are you feeling this morning? " She looks over at him and says, " I'm dead. " " Pardon me? " " Dead. D.E.A.D. Dead. No longer alive, " she replies matter of factly. " I see. And you came to this conclusion how? " he says, slightly bemused? " I woke up this morning and nothing hurt. The way I see it, I must be dead. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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