More nonsense from squarehead ken

[Guest guest]

Greetings to all...I don't drink anymore, however in

my younger years, I did imbibe quite more than I

should have, at times.

I learned firsthand,once, how not to carry a bottle

in your back pocket: I had a great nite partying, and

put the remainder of a curved glass flask in my back

pocket, and on the way up the stairs to my apartment,

I slipped, and the bottle broke,cutting the heck out

of my butt!

I still had the sense left to realize I had better

bandage it before going to bed, so I went into the

bathroom, where there was a full length mirror on the

door,and did what I had to....and went to bed to

crash.

Well....the next morning,when I woke up, boy oh boy

was my bed a mess! It looked like a war zone, and

there was no evidence of a bandage at all...and I KNOW

I put one on! When I wandered into the bathroom, there

on the mirror was that bandage, just as perfectly

placed as can be, when I backed up to it, not even a

wrinkle in it!!

Thus ended my drinking days!

love, ken

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