Re: More nonsense from squarehead ken

[Guest guest]

Thank you for your stories- they make me laugh- which is very healthy. I don't

know why, however, the theme song from Deliverance- keeps playing in my

head....LOL

Ducking and running,

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From: kenneth samuelsen <squarehead52@...>

>

>

> Greetings to all...I don't drink anymore, however in

> my younger years, I did imbibe quite more than I

> should have, at times.

> I learned firsthand,once, how not to carry a bottle

> in your back pocket: I had a great nite partying, and

> put the remainder of a curved glass flask in my back

> pocket, and on the way up the stairs to my apartment,

> I slipped, and the bottle broke,cutting the heck out

> of my butt!

> I still had the sense left to realize I had better

> bandage it before going to bed, so I went into the

> bathroom, where there was a full length mirror on the

> door,and did what I had to....and went to bed to

> crash.

> Well....the next morning,when I woke up, boy oh boy

> was my bed a mess! It looked like a war zone, and

> there was no evidence of a bandage at all...and I KNOW

> I put one on! When I wandered into the bathroom, there

> on the mirror was that bandage, just as perfectly

> placed as can be, when I backed up to it, not even a

> wrinkle in it!!

> Thus ended my drinking days!

> love, ken

>

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>

[Guest guest]

Oh Ken!

Do please warn us when you tell a " bust your gut " and not just a funny!

After choking and spitting out my cranberry juice I WAS drinking, I still

couldn't stop laughing.

I do thank you for the laugh, I sorely needed it.

Have you ever thought of putting all this into a book?

in Ct.

[ ] More nonsense from " squarehead ken "

Greetings to all...I don't drink anymore, however in my younger years, I did

imbibe quite more than I should have, at times.

I learned firsthand,once, how not to carry a bottle in your back pocket:

I had a great nite partying, and put the remainder of a curved glass flask

in my back pocket, and on the way up the stairs to my apartment, I slipped,

and the bottle broke,cutting the heck out of my butt!

I still had the sense left to realize I had better bandage it before

going to bed, so I went into the bathroom, where there was a full length

mirror on the door,and did what I had to....and went to bed to crash.

Well....the next morning,when I woke up, boy oh boy was my bed a mess! It

looked like a war zone, and there was no evidence of a bandage at all...and

I KNOW I put one on! When I wandered into the bathroom, there on the mirror

was that bandage, just as perfectly placed as can be, when I backed up to

it, not even a wrinkle in it!!

Thus ended my drinking days!

love, ken