You All Crack Me UP!

[Guest guest]

I am happy if someone gets a laugh from my ramblings. What a bunch of

nice people. Here's my Mr. 's voice:

Wow, girls and boys! Aren't we all glad to have such mighty fine

neighbors? We might live far apart, but were neighbors just the

same. We are all special!

(here comes the song part)******: " It's such a good feeling to know

we're alive,(most days) such a happy feeling (after your pain meds

kick in) of growing inside,(getting fatter from eating junk food all

night because we can't sleep) and when we wake up ready to say (oh

hell, where is the first half of the day?)....it's just a happy

snappy (did you ever wonder if he REALLY thought about that word

SNAPPY???) new day......)

Gosh I miss that guy. Wouldn't it just be grand if we could pop in

the memories of the people that we love that leave this Earth when

ever we needed them just like a VHS tape? Mr. , 40+ years on

tv, timeless and still cool.

When PBS calls me to be the new Mrs. for the FM community I

know what I will do for field trips. First we can go to the hot tub

factory to see how they are made, and then we all get to take one

home as a sample.

Then we will put all nice new pictures up on Picture Picture on the

wall. For happy thoughts you can have what ever your favorite pain

medication blown up to 3,000 X it's normal size. You could go for

quantity too if that is your thing!

When the Trolley comes Dinging around the corner it won't have that

creepie palatapus puppet on it. *just what in the heck WAS that

thing??** It will have Pepsi's, Alcoholic beverage of choice, and

hot, freshly hand made dinners ready to eat. Better make MY trolley

BIGGER>Note to self.

The mail man will only bring LARGE boxes from the Pharmacutical

companies with all free medications, in the quantities we need,

without begging our doctors. He can be one of those sexy UPS guys

too in the little hot brown shorts. Not a creepy guy with a gray wig.

*Did anyone ever wonder why he looked the same for 40 years. What is

up with the name :MR. MC FEELIE ANYWAY?*

When a neighbor knocks on the door after I change from my white New

Balance Tennies into my indoor Red and White New Balance Tennies it

will be Biff. The Sweedish Masuse'. Horay boys and girls! It's

time for our massage!

I am going to trade in my three fish in the tank that he walked by

every day and fed two sprinkles to a golden retreiver. One that can

fetch anything you drop and are too stiff to pick up. Our dog will

also chase off unwanted guests at the front door. He wont' stink,

drool or shed hair.

Well, I think I need to go wait by my phone for the people from PBS

to call me. Last time all they wanted was my money and they sent me

some guys exercise video. Bummer.

I sure am glad I found this new neighborhood. Even if it is a gated

community and you have to be in the " club " to live here. I'd like to

invite my friends from my old neighborhood, but they just would not

understand!

HEY< WHERE IS THE POOL???

Blessings,

Barbara