Fw: The Clever Wife

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I think this is great!!!!!

> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his

> > money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his

> > wife, " When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in

> > the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. "

> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when

> > he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well,

> > he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting

> > there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

> > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers

> > got ready to close the casket, the wife said, " Wait just a minute! "

> > She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in

> > the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they

> > rolled it away.

> > So her friend said, " Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all

> > that money in there with your husband. " The loyal wife replied,

> > " Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him

> > that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. "

> > " You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? "

> > " I sure did, " said the wife. " I got it all together, put it into my

> > account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it. "

> >

> > Send this to every clever female you know.