Fw: KITCHEN WALL PLAQUES

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My mother sent this to me and thought you would like it also.bill

Fw: KITCHEN WALL PLAQUES

KITCHEN WALL PLAQUES

KITCHEN CLOSED( this chick has had it! )

Martha doesn't live here!!

I'm creativeyou can't expect me to be neat too!

So this isn't Home Sweet HomeADJUST!

Ring Bell for Maid ServiceIf no answerDo It Yourself!

I clean house every other dayToday is the other day!

If you write in the dust..PLEASE don't date it!

I would cook dinnerbutI can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week( too bad you missed it! )

A clean kitchen is...the sign of a wasted life.

COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I cameI sawI decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

You may touch the dust in this housebut please don't write in it!

APOLOGYAlthough you'll find our house a messCome inSit downConverseIt doesn't always look like thisSome days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen..and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat,then I'm easy, fast,and cheap

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselvesfor they shall never cease to be amused.

A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.

Help keep the kitchen cleanEAT OUT!!

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchenand gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchenjust vending machines.

Gardening forever. . .Housework, never!

Dull women have immaculate houses.

I'd live life in the fast lanebut I am married to a speed bump.

HOME RULESIf you sleep on it ... make it up.If you wear it ... hang it up.If you drop it ... pick it up. If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.If you step in it ... wipe it off. If you open it ... close it.If you empty it ... fill it up.If it rings ... answer it.If it howls ... feed it.If it cries ... love it!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MY FRIENDS! KEEP SMILING!