Guest guest Posted March 27, 2001 Report Share Posted March 27, 2001 Loved this - thanks for the laughs! Nan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 This was emailed to me today and I don't know where it originated from or I would certainly give credit where credit is due. I thought this was worth a chuckle or two. Words of Wisdom Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards. Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves. Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn furniture. If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, then you are all right. It's good to question authority, but not mine. Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. Age is just a number and mine is unlisted. An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. The first Ten Commandments are the hardest. A retired husband is a wife's full time job. Heredity is something parents comfortably believe in, if they have a bright child. Only one shopping day left until tomorrow! Happiness is the place between too little and too much. Circular arguments often make the rounds. Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room. When in doubt. . . mumble. Money can't buy everything . .but then again, neither can no money. Yahoo! Personals Skip the bars and set-ups and start using Yahoo! Personals for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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