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> Don't you just love Southern names? =)

Actually, I've always hated Southern names,

or rather, the penchant for using tandem names

like Jim Bob, Ray, Bobby Lee, and so on.

They use the names together like that for life,

I guess. It would drive me nuts to have to hear

names like that all day.

You've heard of the phrase, " What in the name

of Ned...? " Has anyone actually known someone

named Ned? Sounds like a reliable farmhand.

I've been thinking about the name, " " .

I wouldn't mind it so much, it's much better than

" Fred " , or " Herbert " , or " Irving " , all of which

are somehow nerdy or out of date these days.

I don't know why it should sound " icky " , unless

you equate it with frankfurter or weiner or hotdog.

In a stuffy old book by Sir Frazer,

" The Golden Bough " , names are discussed at length,

and it tells of some groups who believed that if

someone knew your actual name, it gave them a

sort of " power " over you. For this reason, their

children were given a " milk name " , which they

carried until they were old enough (puberty) to

choose the name they would have others call them.

I think there's something to that. One good thing

about the name is that the ending blends in

nicely with the beginning of your last name. Rolls

off the tongue. If you seriously don't like the name,

you should change it, and I don't think you'd have

the same problem with a name you chose yourself.

I'm very happy that I changed mine.

Clay

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> Actually, I've always hated Southern names, or rather, the penchant

> for using tandem names like Jim Bob, Ray, Bobby Lee, and so on.

> They use the names together like that for life, I guess. It would

> drive me nuts to have to hear names like that all day.

My father was born in Louisiana, and he has a lot of family that still

lives in the south. One day, I got a call from someone asking for

someone whose name sounded like " Billafrang, " and I said that the caller

must have the wrong number. The caller, by now obviously talking in a

southern drawl, insisted that this was the right number. Eventually, I

figured out that the caller wanted my father, Bill. His first name (as

I said earlier in the thread) is , but no one calls him that. His

middle name is . ... " Billafrang. "

> I've been thinking about the name, " " . I wouldn't mind it so

> much, it's much better than " Fred " , or " Herbert " , or " Irving " , all of

> which are somehow nerdy or out of date these days. I don't know why

> it should sound " icky " , unless you equate it with frankfurter or

> weiner or hotdog.

It just has a sound I don't like.

> One good thing about the name is that the

> ending blends in nicely with the beginning of your last name.

As in " enklein? " <g> Fortunately, only a few of the kids came up

with that one.

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>We had an Airman Sargent when I was in basic training. She should be Sgt.

>Sargent by now, or possibly Tech-Sergeant Sargent.

I worked at a conference once that was attended by a lot of military

folks. We had one attendee who was about six feet two, had a short

blond crew cut, and was muscular and built as hell, the kind of body

that men work years to get (and that very few ever *do* get, no

matter how hard they work). He had an aquiline nose, chiseled,

angular jaw, perfectly shaven... he looked *exactly* like a comic

book hero. He was in full military uniform, and he was a captain in

the army. His last name, I kid you not, was Champion. Captain

Champion. And he totally *looked* like a Captain Champion, too. It

was the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen. It was all I could do to

maintain my professional composure instead of busting a gut laughing.

--Parrish

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Hi,

And you know he had a red spandex jumpsuit on under his uniform

with " CC " writen on the chest and a cape somewhere nearby.

Camille

> >We had an Airman Sargent when I was in basic training. She should

be Sgt.

> >Sargent by now, or possibly Tech-Sergeant Sargent.

>

> I worked at a conference once that was attended by a lot of

military

> folks. We had one attendee who was about six feet two, had a short

> blond crew cut, and was muscular and built as hell, the kind of

body

> that men work years to get (and that very few ever *do* get, no

> matter how hard they work). He had an aquiline nose, chiseled,

> angular jaw, perfectly shaven... he looked *exactly* like a comic

> book hero. He was in full military uniform, and he was a captain

in

> the army. His last name, I kid you not, was Champion. Captain

> Champion. And he totally *looked* like a Captain Champion, too.

It

> was the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen. It was all I could do

to

> maintain my professional composure instead of busting a gut

laughing.

>

> --Parrish

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Hi,

Which raises the question, has anyone here ever met a real life Sgt. Rock?

To the moderator--I promise I'll shut up about this name thing now...

RE: Re: Names

> Probably!

>

> Louis

> In my house, " normal " is only a setting on the dryer.

>

> From: Camille

> Hi,

>

> And you know he had a red spandex jumpsuit on under his uniform

> with " CC " writen on the chest and a cape somewhere nearby.

>

> Camille

>

>

>

>

>

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I wonder how many people laugh in his face when they hear his name!

We had a Sgt Gillis in my last unit, we called him Dobie, and he really

looked like Dobie Gillis.

Louis

In my house, " normal " is only a setting on the dryer.

From: Parrish S. Knight

>We had an Airman Sargent when I was in basic training. She should be Sgt.

>Sargent by now, or possibly Tech-Sergeant Sargent.

I worked at a conference once that was attended by a lot of military

folks. We had one attendee who was about six feet two, had a short

blond crew cut, and was muscular and built as hell, the kind of body

that men work years to get (and that very few ever *do* get, no

matter how hard they work). He had an aquiline nose, chiseled,

angular jaw, perfectly shaven... he looked *exactly* like a comic

book hero. He was in full military uniform, and he was a captain in

the army. His last name, I kid you not, was Champion. Captain

Champion. And he totally *looked* like a Captain Champion, too. It

was the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen. It was all I could do to

maintain my professional composure instead of busting a gut laughing.

--Parrish

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