RE: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes - Dietitian humor

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hahahahaha! Just what I needed this time in the morning!

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From: rd-usa on behalf of Dineright4@...

Sent: Wed 2/20/2008 9:30 PM

To: rd-usa

Subject: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes - Dietitian humor

MIght be good for a Food Service sanitation lecture!

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water

to clean.

went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural

area of West Virginia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night

Away, 's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his

grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny

specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get

them.

Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, was on his way to a nearby town and as he was

leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on

TV, the old man shouted.

'COLDWATER,

GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'

Meet Coldwater...............

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