Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 So I found this t-shirt online, debating whether I'd be brave enough to wear it: http://www.zazzle.com/chew_with_your_mouth_closed_tshirt-235222194423901682 I've often fantasized that someday there will be some kind of public service campaign to fill people in - people that are completely oblivious to the fact that NOBODY, especially the 1000s of people out there with 4S, wants to know what the inside of their mouth sounds like. I mean, not everybody got that memo as a kid... I want TV ads with black and white celebrity interviews, sincerely requesting that, if you have crap in your nose, and it whistles when you breathe, blow it out. I want posters in the cafeteria ridiculing bad eating habits, inspiring diners to slow the @!$* down, seal their lips, and stop slamming their silverware into their plates and bowls like rabid monkeys. I want cheesy, mandatory training videos for office employees, demonstrating proper, non-frantic/non-aggressive typing techniques. I like this t-shirt. I'd love to start spotting it in the wild. Discounts in bulk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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