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Well, my coworker (and group mascot!) Crunchy McSmackerson is at it again.

Today he has a bag of oyster crackers. It's like torture... he puts one in his

mouth, chews it for like 20 seconds, then swallows. A few minutes later he

repeats. How friggin long is it going to take to eat these things??? Just

shove them in your pie hole and be done with it!!!

I'm wearing a double-ear headset that has great noise blocking capabilities, we

are separated by a cubicle wall, and I have a fan blowing right next to my head.

Yet I can stil hear the crunching because I can't stop fixating on it.

Sometimes when there is a trigger noise I will just start an email and type like

a madwoman. I'll just type how I feel and all the bad things I want to do to

that person, or whatever. The sound of my own typing masks the sound of the

crunching!

Funny how my own sounds don't bother me... :-)

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