Guest guest Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 ----- Thought you may enjoy this little funny ) and Joe How are you? I'm Fine ? There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. All my teeth have had to come out, And my diet I hate to think about. I'm overweight and I can't get thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. And arch supports I need for my feet. Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street. Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right. My memory's failing, my head's in a spin. But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. Old age is golden I've heard it said, But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed. With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up. And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf? The reason I know my Youth has been spent, Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went! But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin, Of all the places my get-up has been. I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Pick up the paper and read the obits. If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed. The moral of this as the tale unfolds, Is that for you and me, who are growing old.. It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin, Than to let people know the shape we are in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.538 / Virus Database: 333 - Release Date: 11/10/2003 ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 oh darn--it didnt display the neat graphics. Oh well, you folks with arthritis and such will get a laugh anyway but the pictures do more for it [ ] A funny for ya's > > ----- Thought you may enjoy this little funny ) > and Joe > > > > > > > > > > > How are you? > > I'm Fine ? > > There's nothing the matter with me, > I'm just as healthy as can be, > I have arthritis in both knees, > > And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. > My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, > But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. > > All my teeth have had to come out, > And my diet I hate to think about. > I'm overweight and I can't get thin, > But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. > > And arch supports I need for my feet. > Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street. > Sleep is denied me night after night, > But every morning I find I'm all right. > My memory's failing, my head's in a spin. > But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. > > Old age is golden I've heard it said, > But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed. > With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, > And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up. > And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, > Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf? > > The reason I know my Youth has been spent, > Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went! > But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin, > Of all the places my get-up has been. > > I get up each morning and dust off my wits, > Pick up the paper and read the obits. > If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, > So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed. > > The moral of this as the tale unfolds, > Is that for you and me, who are growing old.. > It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin, > Than to let people know the shape we are in. > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.538 / Virus Database: 333 - Release Date: 11/10/2003 > > > > > ____________________________________________________ > IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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