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----- Thought you may enjoy this little funny :o)

and Joe

How are you?

I'm Fine ?

There's nothing the matter with me,

I'm just as healthy as can be,

I have arthritis in both knees,

And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.

My pulse is weak, my blood is thin,

But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

All my teeth have had to come out,

And my diet I hate to think about.

I'm overweight and I can't get thin,

But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

And arch supports I need for my feet.

Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street.

Sleep is denied me night after night,

But every morning I find I'm all right.

My memory's failing, my head's in a spin.

But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

Old age is golden I've heard it said,

But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed.

With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,

And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.

And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself,

Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?

The reason I know my Youth has been spent,

Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!

But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin,

Of all the places my get-up has been.

I get up each morning and dust off my wits,

Pick up the paper and read the obits.

If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead,

So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed.

The moral of this as the tale unfolds,

Is that for you and me, who are growing old..

It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin,

Than to let people know the shape we are in.

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oh darn--it didnt display the neat graphics. Oh well, you folks with

arthritis and such will get a laugh anyway but the pictures do more for it

:)

[ ] A funny for ya's :)

>

> ----- Thought you may enjoy this little funny :o)

> and Joe

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> How are you?

>

> I'm Fine ?

>

> There's nothing the matter with me,

> I'm just as healthy as can be,

> I have arthritis in both knees,

>

> And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.

> My pulse is weak, my blood is thin,

> But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

>

> All my teeth have had to come out,

> And my diet I hate to think about.

> I'm overweight and I can't get thin,

> But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

>

> And arch supports I need for my feet.

> Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street.

> Sleep is denied me night after night,

> But every morning I find I'm all right.

> My memory's failing, my head's in a spin.

> But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

>

> Old age is golden I've heard it said,

> But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed.

> With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,

> And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.

> And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself,

> Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?

>

> The reason I know my Youth has been spent,

> Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!

> But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin,

> Of all the places my get-up has been.

>

> I get up each morning and dust off my wits,

> Pick up the paper and read the obits.

> If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead,

> So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed.

>

> The moral of this as the tale unfolds,

> Is that for you and me, who are growing old..

> It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin,

> Than to let people know the shape we are in.

>

>

>

>

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> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.

> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).

> Version: 6.0.538 / Virus Database: 333 - Release Date: 11/10/2003

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> ____________________________________________________

> IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

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