Re: Re: Crunchy McSmackerson is LEAVING!!!!

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YAY!!!! Close your eyes and imagine I am sending you balloons and a cake!!

Tammy

To: Soundsensitivity Sent: Tue, March 29, 2011 2:06:18 PMSubject: Re: Crunchy McSmackerson is LEAVING!!!!

Bravo!! I'm happy for you! My God, he also licks his fingers?? How utterly revolting. It's a wonder you haven't lost your mind.You mention his Starburst candy. I'm a harsh judge of junk food consumption, partly because of the crinkly wrappers the stuff comes in. When my cubicle neighbor and main trigger-maker starts crinkling the wrappers on those cheap danishes he eats, I think lovely things like "You might lose that bowling ball of a gut if you stopped eating that crud." Jay>> I have vented on here many times about my coworker "Crunchy Mc Smackerson". This guy is a 4S NIGHTMARE. He smacks, gulps, swallows horribly, talks with his mouth full, crunches, licks his fingers, chews gum, pops bubbles, cracks his

knuckles, clips his nails, coughs, blows his nose, and sneezes non-stop for 8 hours a day every day. He has every habit that could possibly trigger a 4S panic, and I sit right next to this guy. I have a huge stash of earplugs in my purse and a very noisy fan next to my head and I STILL hear him make these awful sounds all day. Just his voice alone is a trigger...then combine it with all that other stuff... Ugh. I spend so much time in the bathroom it's ridiculous. Yesterday I was in agony while he ate an entire package of sticky, smacky Starburst candy and dragged it out for over an hour. > > Well today I found out that in less than 2 months he will be leaving!!!! He's still going to work for the company but will be moving 1,500 miles away and work from home. I actually felt thrilled when I heard this, but I feel guilty because he's a super nice guy, a great coworker, and I like him alot. Still, I felt like this weight was lifted off of me

when they announced he's leaving. I just cannot take it anymore. My job is super stressful as it is, but having to put up with his horrible throat and mouth sounds makes it 100x worse. This is going to be a total relief for me and I am counting down the days until he's gone. > > Finally, something to look forward to!!!>