Guest guest Posted April 28, 1999 Report Share Posted April 28, 1999 Thought you all might enjoy this one: > > > Subject: FW: Smile > > > ---------- > A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS > > Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, > " You know sometimes I just forget to eat. " Now I've forgotten my > address, > my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to > eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. > > A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. > She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. > > They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all > that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, > " Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous > toning? " Clear as a bell my body said, " listen ... do it and die. " > > The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about > nothing (and then they marry him.) > > I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are > eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they > kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. > > " If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How > intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your > neck? " > > Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 29, 1999 Report Share Posted April 29, 1999 Some people can't help being thin. I hope you meant that 1st part in jest. I was slightly offended, being called " a special kind of stupid. " SMP _____________________ DLitzfletc@... wrote: > From: DLitzfletc@... > > Thought you all might enjoy this one: > > > > > > Subject: FW: Smile > > > > > > ---------- > > A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS > > > > Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, > > " You know sometimes I just forget to eat. " Now I've forgotten my > > address, > > my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to > > eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. > > > > A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. > > She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. > > > > They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all > > > that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, > > " Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous > > toning? " Clear as a bell my body said, " listen ... do it and die. " > > > > The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about > > nothing (and then they marry him.) > > > > I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are > > eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they > > kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. > > > > " If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How > > > intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your > > neck? " > > > > Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!! > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > --------- > What does Public Radio's " Ask Dr. Science Show " know that you > don't...? > http://www.onelist.com > ...That ONElist hosts the largest free e-mail lists on the Internet > today! > ------ > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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