Guest guest Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Mc's OJ/Coffee Combo Submitted by Hannan I was somewhere in America's Heartland this weekend and stopped at Mc's for breakfast. I know eating there is lame, but trust me, Ferrarri's, the only other thing open, didn't look safe. I ordered a biscuit-crap thing, orange juice, and coffee. The zit-faced teen shoved the tray at me. There was one cup. "Wait," I said, "where's the orange juice?" "In the cup," she said. "Well, then, where's the coffee?" Clearly, she was dealing with a retard. She sighed. "In the cup," she said. I took the top off. There was a lukewarm, translucently caramel-colored liquid inside. Yes, she had given me a cup filled with half coffee/half OJ. Is this some taste sensation sweeping the nation? I have seen no ad for "I'm lovin' it OJ/coffee combo," but since she was so convincing in making it seem like it was a normal thing to order, I tasted it. I mean, the first time someone offered me a beet-and-goat-cheese salad I thought yuck, and now, well, it's one of my favorite things. But the OJ and coffee? It really sucked. borrowed from: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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