Guest guest Posted October 21, 1999 Report Share Posted October 21, 1999 What kind of car do you drive? Mark ----Original Message Follows---- AUDI > Accelerates Under Demonic Influence > Always Unsafe Designs Implemented > > BMW > Beautiful Mechanical Wonder > Big Money Works > Bought My Wife > Brutal Money Waster > > BUICK > Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer > > CHEVROLET > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time > > DODGE > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere > > FIAT > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology > Fix It All the Time > Fix it again, Tony! > > FORD > backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot > First On Recall Day > First On Rust and Deterioration > Fix Or Repair Daily > Found On Road, Dead > Fault Of R & D > Fast Only Rolling Downhill > Features O.J. and Ron's DNA > > GM > General Maintenance > > GMC > Garage Man's Companion > Got A Mechanic Coming? > > HONDA > Had One Never Did Again > > HYUNDAI > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... > > MAZDA > Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along > > OLDSMOBILE > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover > Equipment > > SAAB > Send Another Automobile Back > Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. > > TOYOTA > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto > > VOLVO > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object > > VW > Virtually Worthless >ladylove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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