Guest guest Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Bye PAS So Mr. P A Sangmaji, you are now officially trying to become the President of India. Could you answer a few questions? " Sure! Go ahead! " You said a few days ago that Pranabda is a very good, efficient and capable man, so he should not become the President. " Yes Yes! So? " So Sir, does that mean that you are a very bad man who is also inefficient or incapable? " Er-Um " Also Sir, I remember just a few years ago you had vociferously opposed and joined the nascent NCP. You had said that a foreign national has no right to become a Prime Minister. " And I still maintain it. " And yet, sir, you are asking her to support your candidature as President? So how come a foreign national does not have the right to become a Prime minister, but has the right to make a President? " Er-Um " Also, your daughter Agatha, who is a minister in the UPA, does not support your candidature, but your son, who is in the BJP does. Is this a case of Gandhi family before family? " Er-Um " Also sir, you have rightly said that there have been SC Presidents and Muslim Presidents and a Sikh President and a woman President but never an ST President. " You can check this fact. " So sir, is the Presidency like a rotating trophy, to be handed over to the next caste? " Er-Um " And also, Sir, there has never been a Lohar President and a Marwadi President or a Brahmin President or for that matter any of the myriad castes and sub-castes of India. But the main thing is that there has never been a Jain President of India. So sir, will you support my bid to become the President of India? I can assure you sir that I am the most incompetent and inefficient and the worst possible person you will find. I fit all your criteria of a President. " Er-Um " -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Ha ha! Nice... :-D Ravin '82 > ** > > > Bye PAS > > So Mr. P A Sangmaji, you are now officially trying to become the President > of India. Could you answer a few questions? > > " Sure! Go ahead! " > > You said a few days ago that Pranabda is a very good, efficient and > capable > man, so he should not become the President. > > " Yes Yes! So? " > > So Sir, does that mean that you are a very bad man who is also inefficient > or incapable? > > " Er-Um " > > Also Sir, I remember just a few years ago you had vociferously opposed > > and joined the nascent NCP. You had said that a foreign national has no > right to become a Prime Minister. > > " And I still maintain it. " > > And yet, sir, you are asking her to support your candidature as President? > So how come a foreign national does not have the right to become a Prime > minister, but has the right to make a President? > > " Er-Um " > > Also, your daughter Agatha, who is a minister in the UPA, does not support > your candidature, but your son, who is in the BJP does. Is this a case of > Gandhi family before family? > > " Er-Um " > > Also sir, you have rightly said that there have been SC Presidents and > Muslim Presidents and a Sikh President and a woman President but never an > ST > President. > > " You can check this fact. " > > So sir, is the Presidency like a rotating trophy, to be handed over to the > next caste? > > " Er-Um " > > And also, Sir, there has never been a Lohar President and a Marwadi > President or a Brahmin President or for that matter any of the myriad > castes > and sub-castes of India. But the main thing is that there has never been a > Jain President of India. So sir, will you support my bid to become the > President of India? I can assure you sir that I am the most incompetent > and > inefficient and the worst possible person you will find. I fit all your > criteria of a President. > > " Er-Um " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Thanks DD Mittal and Ravin Kishore Shah 1974 From: diwakar mittal Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 10:35 AM To: Shah Subject: Re: Bye PAS Hits the nail on the head and hard, Dr KS!!! Diwakar'76 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 A very nice write up, a hitting satire... OPGupta > To: mgims > From: ravindas@... > Date: Mon, 28 May 2012 13:03:34 +0530 > Subject: Re: Bye PAS > > Ha ha! Nice... :-D > > Ravin '82 > > > > > ** > > > > > > Bye PAS > > > > So Mr. P A Sangmaji, you are now officially trying to become the President > > of India. Could you answer a few questions? > > > > " Sure! Go ahead! " > > > > You said a few days ago that Pranabda is a very good, efficient and > > capable > > man, so he should not become the President. > > > > " Yes Yes! So? " > > > > So Sir, does that mean that you are a very bad man who is also inefficient > > or incapable? > > > > " Er-Um " > > > > Also Sir, I remember just a few years ago you had vociferously opposed > > > > and joined the nascent NCP. You had said that a foreign national has no > > right to become a Prime Minister. > > > > " And I still maintain it. " > > > > And yet, sir, you are asking her to support your candidature as President? > > So how come a foreign national does not have the right to become a Prime > > minister, but has the right to make a President? > > > > " Er-Um " > > > > Also, your daughter Agatha, who is a minister in the UPA, does not support > > your candidature, but your son, who is in the BJP does. Is this a case of > > Gandhi family before family? > > > > " Er-Um " > > > > Also sir, you have rightly said that there have been SC Presidents and > > Muslim Presidents and a Sikh President and a woman President but never an > > ST > > President. > > > > " You can check this fact. " > > > > So sir, is the Presidency like a rotating trophy, to be handed over to the > > next caste? > > > > " Er-Um " > > > > And also, Sir, there has never been a Lohar President and a Marwadi > > President or a Brahmin President or for that matter any of the myriad > > castes > > and sub-castes of India. But the main thing is that there has never been a > > Jain President of India. So sir, will you support my bid to become the > > President of India? I can assure you sir that I am the most incompetent > > and > > inefficient and the worst possible person you will find. I fit all your > > criteria of a President. > > > > " Er-Um " > > > > -Kishore Shah > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 Thank you sir Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 8:01 AM To: " mgims sewagram " <mgims > Subject: RE: Bye PAS > > A very nice write up, a hitting satire... > OPGupta > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 ha Kishor , you fit the bill, there has never been a medical doctor in that chair, and also none from MGIMS. Double decker for you. All the best. Â Ashok Sinha >________________________________ > >To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... >Sent: Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:43 PM >Subject: Bye PAS > > >Â >Bye PAS > >So Mr. P A Sangmaji, you are now officially trying to become the President >of India. Could you answer a few questions? > > " Sure! Go ahead! " > >You said a few days ago that Pranabda is a very good, efficient and capable >man, so he should not become the President. > > " Yes Yes! So? " > >So Sir, does that mean that you are a very bad man who is also inefficient >or incapable? > > " Er-Um " > >Also Sir, I remember just a few years ago you had vociferously opposed >and joined the nascent NCP. You had said that a foreign national has no >right to become a Prime Minister. > > " And I still maintain it. " > >And yet, sir, you are asking her to support your candidature as President? >So how come a foreign national does not have the right to become a Prime >minister, but has the right to make a President? > > " Er-Um " > >Also, your daughter Agatha, who is a minister in the UPA, does not support >your candidature, but your son, who is in the BJP does. Is this a case of >Gandhi family before family? > > " Er-Um " > >Also sir, you have rightly said that there have been SC Presidents and >Muslim Presidents and a Sikh President and a woman President but never an ST >President. > > " You can check this fact. " > >So sir, is the Presidency like a rotating trophy, to be handed over to the >next caste? > > " Er-Um " > >And also, Sir, there has never been a Lohar President and a Marwadi >President or a Brahmin President or for that matter any of the myriad castes >and sub-castes of India. But the main thing is that there has never been a >Jain President of India. So sir, will you support my bid to become the >President of India? I can assure you sir that I am the most incompetent and >inefficient and the worst possible person you will find. I fit all your >criteria of a President. > > " Er-Um " > >-Kishore Shah > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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