Guest guest Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> J >> >> >> >> Husband texts to wife on cell.. >> >> " Hi, what r u doing Darling? " >> >> Wife: I'm dying..! >> >> Husband jumps with joy but types " Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? " >> >> Wife: " U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. " >> >> Husband: " Bloody English Language! >> >> Angry wife to her husband >> >> An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: >> " Where d Hell Are You ...? " >> >> Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelry Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said " Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) >> >> Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! >> >> Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop >> >> >> >> An intelligent wife >> >> ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much >> That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women " >> >> >> >> New SIM to surprise her husband >> >> Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: " Hello Darling " >> >> The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: " Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. >> >> >> >> Cool message by a wife >> >> Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, " Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement " >> >> >> >> Throwing knives on wife's picture >> >> Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target! >> Suddenly he received call from her " Hi, what r u doing? " >> His honest reply, " MISSING U " >> >> Part & Art of living >> >> Having " WIFE " Is A Part Of Living... >> >> But Having " GIRLFRIEND " Along With The " WIFE " Is Art Of Living. >> >> Head & Neck of the family >> >> It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. >> >> >> >> Husband, wife & spare tyre >> >> HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further >> >> Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.... >> >> >> >> Similarity between chewing gum & begum >> >> What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ?? >> Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end.. >> >> What if you don't see me for 2 days? >> >> A man came home late at night after a party. >> His wife yelled: >> " how would you feel if you don't see me for two days? " >> The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'! >> Monday passed and he didn’t see her...... >> Tuesday and Wednesday passed too..... >> On Thursday his swelling became better >> And now he could see her from the corner of one eye. >> >> >> >> NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN >> >> Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, >> >> Tsunamis to devastate, >> >> Hurricanes to sway around >> >> & >> >> no one teaches How to choose a Wife, >> >> >> >> NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. >> >> >> >> Difference between Friend & Wife >> >> Difference between Friend & Wife >> >> U can Tell your Friend " U r my Best Friend " >> But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife " U r my Best Wife? " >> >> >> >> Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths >> >> Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! >> Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> sandeepahuja53@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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