9-1-1 What Is Your Emergency?

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It must be Monday.... But thank God it's my Friday!! I'm at work (sorry about

the first blank message..oops)

and just HAD to share the 9-1-1 (dashes for !) call I took at 1030hrs....

Me: " 9-1-1, What is your emergency? "

Caller: " The emergency is, while I was gone last night, somebody came in and

raped one of my goats. "

Me: " OK, do you know who did this? "

Caller: (wry chuckle) " No, if I did I don't think I'd be calling you. "

Me: " OK, you think this was a person? "

Caller: " Yes, this was a person. "

Me " " How do you know this? "

Caller: " Because if it were an animal, there would be

blood and ya know..... " (Actually I don't but....)

So this call goes on for a while, and this lady is dead serious. She also tells

me that the goat is " in shock, and quivering from the waist down " in addition to

that she says, " he might have been hit on the head as well, because he's shocky "

She tells me that she is going to take the animal into the Vets office and have

him checked out. I tell her to do this, and if the Vet concurs with her, and

thinks the goat was indeed sexually assaulted, to call us from the Vets office,

and we will start an investigation.

Ahhhh.... Gotta love rural counties!! Shots Fired at a Trailer Park on Saturday,

Beastiality on Monday.....

~ Humboldt County Sheriffs Office