When the jailer asks me if I have a tattoo...

[Guest guest]

I shall say; " Yes, on my butt. "

And they'll ask; " What is it of? "

And I shall say; " It says 'People who ask me if I have tattoos can kiss

my ass.' You wanna see it? "

Then I'll turn around, pull my pants down, and fart.

And if they don't love it, I'll tell em about The Work.

Please share with me any other ideas of how I can have fun in jail.

Thank you,

Convict