A few painful laughs (NCC)

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>>> Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a

fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have

your kayak and heat it too.

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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and

became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields

and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as

the lesser of two weevils.

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>>> A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides

up to the bar and announces - " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

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>>> There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent

in ten different puns, in the hopes that at least one of the puns would

win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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>>> A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes

to a family in Egypt and is named " Amal " The other goes to a family in

Spain. They name him " " . Years later sends a picture of

himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband

that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,

" But they are>twins - if you've seen , you've seen Amal.

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>>> These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened

up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy

>>> flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought

the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down,

but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They

ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of

>business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh

MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to " persuade "

them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying

he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, they did so -

thereby proving ;;

(Are you ready for this?)

That Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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