Your first Christmas joke . .

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".

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