Re: Carol - Re:um, BM's

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Hi Carol-

I swear, you should write a book. Your humor and the words you chose are

priceless. I was laughing loud as if I had a live audience myself. No one

is home but myself and the cat. I am surprised the cat didn't run for cover

from my belly laughs.

Thanks so much for jumping in feet first (sorry, pun intended) on the ole BM

story. So sorry you had to find the treasure at the bottom of the trash can

yet I must say, I am pleased you did as it meant for some fine reading on my

part.

Loved, loved, loved the movie suggestion, or shying away from a rental. Oh

My Gosh!

So happy you have de-turded the freezer. Never know if/when you will need

the room for oh, say, ground beef or a butt steak.

As always, it's great seeing a post from you. I have kept you close in my

thoughts and my prayers since last evening.

Thank you for mentioning Ron. Keeping him and his mom in my prayers as well

With many hugs-

Sandie

-- Re:um, BM's

I have always hesitated to share this about Millie, because I knew it would

make you guys jealous.

I haven't had poop stories to tell because Millie has maintained her

house-brokeness thus far.

And, i haven't had to rely on her memory to tell me about her bowel

movements because early on she started to put all of her used toilet paper

in the trashcan in the bathroom, rather than flush it. So, whether i am

there, or not, I have proof of the deed, and all I have to do is pitch the

plastic bag into the garbage. it has been a fairly clean deal.

Well, today the wastebasket deal took a real turn for the stinky, and why

there was no liner in the trashcan has to be my fault, but we had a major

deposit in the plastic can, and there was no liner. Fortunately for me it

rained tonight and I was able to put the can outside and let it soak a bit.

I will deal with that in the morning, or this may be Jim's job.

I had dumped the contents into the garbage, and was ready to put a new

liner in, because I found where Millie hid the liners, and what to my

wondering eyes should appear in the bottom of the can....you connect the

dots.

On Christmas Day, I collected manatee poop for the marine biologists in

case they were currently analyzing what the gentle giants are currently

feeding on. I carefully froze the lone turd for the sake of science. Let me

tell you, I will take manatee poop over Millie mess any day. The biologist

did not need the sample, and so I threw it out. It was a great phone

conversation, however, How may calls do you think they get offering them

animal scat? As an educator, I try to do my part.

Remember just a few weeks ago I pulled a run-over coyote out of the road

in case the Fish and Wildlfe people were interested. Coyotes are not so

usual in Florida.

So, you have my Millie poop story, and some nature highlights. if i ever

figure out how to post pictures, i will show you alligators, manatee, and

pelicans.

Ron seems to be going through some heavy shit right now, so let's keep him

in our thoughts.

Do not rent the movie " Throw Mama from the Train " ! On a bad day, you'd be

checking the train schedules.

XOXO,

Carol

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