Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 hello folks this is a short laughter event depending on perspective andrew Fw: Oh so true........ FW: Oh so true........ > > > > , thought you would love this. > > > > > >It's great to be a guy because..... > > > > > > > > > > > > Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. > > > > > > > > Your orgasms are real. Always. > > > > > > > > Your last name stays put. > > > > > > > > The garage is all yours. > > > > > > > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > > > > > > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > > > > > > > You can be president. > > > > > > > > You can wear a white shirt to a water park. > > > > > > > > Foreplay is optional. > > > > > > > > You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. > > > > > > > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > > > > > > > You don't care if someone notices your new haircut. > > > > > > > > The world is your urinal. > > > > > > > > Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. > > > > > > > > You never have to drive to another gas station > > > > because " this one's just too icky. " > > > > > > > > Same work ... more pay! > > > > > > > > Wrinkles add character. > > > > > > > > You don't have to leave the room to make > > > > emergency crotch adjustments. > > > > > > > > Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. > > > > > > > > If you retain water, it's in a canteen. > > > > > > > > People never glance at your chest when you're > > > > talking to them. > > > > > > > > The occasional well-rendered belch is > > > > practically expected. > > > > > > > > New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. > > > > > > > > Porn movies are designed with you in mind. > > > > > > > > Not liking a person does not preclude having > > > > great sex with them. > > > > > > > > Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: > > > > " So, notice anything different? " > > > > > > > > One mood, ALL the damn time. > > > > > > > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > > > > > > > You know stuff about tanks. > > > > > > > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > > > > > > > You can open all your own jars. > > > > > > > > Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. > > > > > > > > You can go to a public toilet without a support group. > > > > > > > > You can leave the motel bed unmade. > > > > > > > > You can kill your own food. > > > > > > > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > > > > > > > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can > > > > still be your friend. > > > > > > > > Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. > > > > > > > > If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > > > > > > > > Everything on your face stays its original colour. > > > > > > > > You never feel the need to wash your underwear out simply because > > > > they are " slightly soiled. " Just throw them in the dirty clothes > > with everything else. > > > > > > > > You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. > > > > > > > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > > > > > > > You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is > > coming. > > > > > > > > You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours > > > > without ever thinking: " He must be mad at me. " > > > > > > > > You don't mooch off other's desserts. > > > > > > > > You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little > > > gift. > > > > > > > > If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you > > > > just might become lifelong friends. > > > > > > > > You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. > > > > > > > > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut > > > > on a bolt. > > > > > > > > You almost never have strap problems in public. > > > > > > > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > > > > > > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > > > > > > > You don't have to shave below your neck. > > > > > > > > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > > > > > > > > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > > > > > > > > You can " do " your nails with a pocketknife. > > > > > > > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > > > > > > > > Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on > > > > December 24th, in 45 minutes. > > > > > > > > > > This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > > may contain privileged information. It is intended solely for the > > use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you > > are not the addressee it may be unlawful for you to read, copy, > > distribute, disclose or otherwise use the information in this e-mail. > > If you are not the intended recipient please notify > > postmaster@... > > <<att1.eml>> <<att1.eml>> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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