You might be a dispatcher if?????

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This is a web form response sent in by

Jim Eggeman LifeCare449@... on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 19:30:25

Message: One of my co-workers found this somewere on the internet.

YOU MIGHT BE A DISPATCHER IF

You have the bladder capacity of 5 people

You get inpaitent listening to other people telling a story- you want just the

facts

You believe 90% of people do not know how to look up a phone number

Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery with injuries resulting in a high

speed chase and a multiple trauma accident with two patients airlifted to a

regional trauma center

You get easily bored with happy and contended people

You have perfected the phrase. I pay taxes, too

You can talk on the phone, listen to the radio, and type a request into the

computer at the same time without missing anything

You think it's funny when a would-be suicide gets bored waiting for the gas from

the stove to do it's thing and lights a cigarette to pass the time resulting in

an explosion that leaves her neighbors homelessbut she still survives

Tou can give directions to any location in town off the top of your head and

recite the address of any 7-eleven, farm store, or bar in the area

You can tell a 10-minute story over a two-hour time period after many

interruptions without losing your place, or you can follow a story told in like

manner

You see stress as a normal state of life

You refuse to allow anyone to say have a uiet shift

your friends and neighbors call you for legal advice

You know the address of every restaurant or pizza place in town that delivers

food after hours, especially really really late at night

You view caffeine as one of the major nutritional minerals

You have answered your phone at home at least once with 911 what is your

emergency

You think pizza, cookies, and a soda are a balanced meal

You tell cops where to go without fear or intimidation

you spell everything phonetically

You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock, as in Yes I have an appointment at

1800hrs

LoL I think we should send this list to Letterman for his top 10 list

Jim in Ohio