Re: OOPs

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Peggy,

Sooooo funny, thanks. Joyce >> > Three women die together in an accident> and go to heaven.> > When they get there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:> don't step on the ducks!"> > So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.> It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their> best to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.> > Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.> > St. chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a> duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"> > The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes> St. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.> He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.> > The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all> eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.> > She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.> comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .> very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.> > > > St. chains them together without saying a word.> > The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you> for all of eternity?"> > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"> > Oh NO !!!!!!!!!>

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now that was good, i needed a laugh, thanks...

••••••••••••• Original Message •••••••••••••Three women die together in an accidentand go to heaven.When they get there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try theirbest to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on aduck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comesSt. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for alleternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.St. chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to youfor all of eternity?"The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"Oh NO !!!!!!!!!

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Hey Peggy, Didn't take me long to get that. You know why this works so well. We are all beautiful and special in the way we see ourselves. In the way we hope god will receive our wishes and prayers. I was watching a group of special people that had been bused from a home for special people at wal-mart. I gave thanks for the good years we have had and how blessed we have been to have had a normal life up to now. Grey

OOPs

Three women die together in an accidentand go to heaven.When they get there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try theirbest to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on aduck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comesSt. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for alleternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.St. chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to youfor all of eternity?"The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"Oh NO !!!!!!!!!

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Hey, : Sorry about mouthing off about Texas. I didn't had joined the group. Guess my attitude is getting bad. I seem to be full of anger. So, I do apologise and I hope you accept my appology for mouthing off. Barb in KY ipf or pf/ 11-05jg singletary wrote: Hey Peggy, Didn't take me long to get that. You know why this works so well. We are all beautiful and special in the way we see ourselves. In the way we hope god will receive our wishes and prayers. I was watching a group of special people that had been bused from a home for special people at wal-mart. I gave thanks for the good years we have had and

how blessed we have been to have had a normal life up to now. Grey OOPs Three women die together in an accidentand go to heaven.When they get there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the

ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try theirbest to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on aduck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comesSt. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for alleternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes

on .very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.St. chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to youfor all of eternity?"The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"Oh NO !!!!!!!!!

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.... grat, heard it on The -Boy And Big Sow on the radio ...

alweays good for a laugh.

Fred

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From: pac1773@...

To: Breathe-Support

Subject: RE: OOPs

Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 14:11:06 -0400

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>Three women die together in an accident<BR>

>and go to heaven.<BR>

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>When they get there, St. says, & quot;We only have one rule here

>in heaven:<BR>

>don't step on the ducks! & quot;<BR>

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>So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the

>place.<BR>

>It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try

>their<BR>

>best to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.<BR>

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>Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.<BR>

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>St. chains them together and says, & quot;Your punishment for

>stepping on a<BR>

>duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man! & quot;<BR>

><BR>

>The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along

>comes<BR>

>St. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely

>ugly man.<BR>

>He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first

>woman.<BR>

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>The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained

>for all<BR>

>eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.<BR>

><BR>

>She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day

>St.<BR>

> comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid

>eyes on .<BR>

>very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.<BR>

><BR>

><BR>

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>St. chains them together without saying a word.<BR>

><BR>

>The happy woman says, & quot;I wonder what I did to deserve being

>chained to you<BR>

>for all of eternity? & quot;<BR>

><BR>

>The guy says, & quot;I don't know about you, but I stepped on a

>duck! & quot;<BR>

><BR>

>Oh NO !!!!!!!!!<BR>

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Hey, Everybody: Has anyone heard from lately. We used to IM each other, but he hasn't been nowhere to be found in awhile now. Sure would like to know if someone has any info on him. Barb in KYphredta11bl@... wrote: ... grat, heard it on The -Boy And Big Sow on the radio ...alweays good for a laugh.Fred---- Original Message ----From: pac1773@...To: Breathe-Support Subject: RE: OOPsDate: Thu, 18 May 2006 14:11:06 -0400>><html><body>>>><BR>>Three women die together in an accident<BR>>and go to heaven.<BR>><BR>>When they get there, St. says, & quot;We only have one rule here>in

heaven:<BR>>don't step on the ducks! & quot;<BR>><BR>>So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the>place.<BR>>It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try>their<BR>>best to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.<BR>><BR>>Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.<BR>><BR>>St. chains them together and says, & quot;Your punishment for>stepping on a<BR>>duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man! & quot;<BR>><BR>>The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along>comes<BR>>St. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely>ugly man.<BR>>He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the

first>woman.<BR>><BR>>The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained>for all<BR>>eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.<BR>><BR>>She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day>St.<BR>> comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid>eyes on .<BR>>very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.<BR>><BR>><BR>><BR>>St. chains them together without saying a word.<BR>><BR>>The happy woman says, & quot;I wonder what I did to deserve being>chained to you<BR>>for all of eternity? & quot;<BR>><BR>>The guy says, & quot;I don't know about you, but I stepped on a>duck! & quot;<BR>><BR>>Oh NO

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Barb,

Being born and raised in Texas, I accept your apology, too.

"Remember The ALAMO!!!

kis kiss,

~Ginger~

IPF-9/04

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Hi Gray, I have given a new face to normal in my life.. hubby cooks and waits on me. (I did the first 40 years)

I have gained enough weight for that full figured look. AND I have this pretty clear sparkling hose that dresses up my face. It also matches my glasses that are clear.. Now, How's that " What else could I ask for "

Oh yes It's a beautiful God given day.. Life is good.. Peggy 9/04 ipf

on 5/18/06 11:00 PM, jg singletary at jsingletary@... wrote:

Hey Peggy, Didn't take me long to get that. You know why this works so well. We are all beautiful and special in the way we see ourselves. In the way we hope god will receive our wishes and prayers. I was watching a group of special people that had been bused from a home for special people at wal-mart. I gave thanks for the good years we have had and how blessed we have been to have had a normal life up to now. Grey

OOPs

Three women die together in an accident

and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. says, " We only have one rule here in heaven:

don't step on the ducks! "

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their

best to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.

Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. chains them together and says, " Your punishment for stepping on a

duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man! "

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes

St. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all

eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.

comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .

very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, " I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you

for all of eternity? "

The guy says, " I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck! "

Oh NO !!!!!!!!!

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Peggy,

Sounds like the look for Spring '06. Maybe a nice hearing aid would top off your look. Guess that is next! Maybe we could get some of those little fingernail stickers and decorate our cannulas. Cute!

Hugs,

Joyce PF 1997> > Hey Peggy, Didn't take me long to get that. You know why this works so> well. We are all beautiful and special in the way we see ourselves. In the> way we hope god will receive our wishes and prayers. I was watching a group> of special people that had been bused from a home for special people at> wal-mart. I gave thanks for the good years we have had and how blessed we> have been to have had a normal life up to now. Grey> OOPs> > > Three women die together in an accident> and go to heaven.> > When they get there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:> don't step on the ducks!"> > So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.> It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their> best to avoid them, the first ! woman accidenta lly steps on one.> > Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw.> > St. chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a> duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"> > The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes> St. , who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.> He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.> > The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all> eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.> > She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.> comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .> very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.> > > > St. chains them together without saying a word.> > The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you> for all of eternity?"> > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"> > Oh NO !!!!!!!!!> > > >