Why I should not be allowed into a kitchen...

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I decided I wanted some cereal this morning. I also wanted some hot

chocolate, as I was cold.

So I made my cereal, and stuck the bowl on a burner on my stove (one

of the few clear spots in my kitchen). I then prepared some water

and stuck the kettle on a different burner. But then I turned on the

wrong burner and forgot about my cereal.

I came back to boiling cereal. Not good. I have no idea how long I

left it on the burner for.