Pre-order these upcoming books now!!!

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My books will soon be published (soon is a relative term).

Pre-order yours now and get a discount!

By the time they're published, they'll probably cost around $29.95-

$32.95 each.

Place your orders now, and get them for just $25 each.

Order all three of my books (titles to be determined) (though

currently considering WHOPPERTUNITIES, REGURGITATE THE FRUIT from

the tree of good/evil, and JOIN ME) for the fantastic low price of

just $69.95 Postage Paid!

I'll be happy to sign them. If you wish me to write a personal

inscription to you, or to whomever you're giving the books, please

let me know who to make it out to.

You don't want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime offer! So act now!

Quantities are limited (unless they're not)

PayPal not accepted

cold cash preferred

If I get married later and my husband is also an author, you might

have to pay a little more. To be determined.

the Author